Liz Logan

Big blue wave gonna wash away all GOP filth. All Bernie brats and Chapo Trasho insta-blocked.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

When was the last time an incumbent president seeking re-election was polling in the 30s?

Guessing not in the last 40 years. Maybe longer.

[Liz Logan @lizloganhere]

@NikkiHaley You are hideous Trump-slurping trash, lady.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

I have often said that Trump would kill us all rather than be embarassed. That’s what his photo op and attacking the protesters and implementing the insurrection act is about, his embarrasment over being mocked for going into the WH Bunker. @realDonaldTrump

[Liz Logan @lizloganhere]

@thatbearded_1 @brianschatz Piss off, neckbeard.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

The lumps on either side of Trump’s nose are from a septoplasty he got from decades of stimulant abuse. This procedure is thru the nostril but in his case it left two large reconstructive scars. Make-up will not stick to them and it was an issue on ‘Apprentice’ @realDonaldTrump

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

The ‘nose bumps’ have been photoshopped out in most of Trump’s promo pics and were digitally retouched on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ in post production just fyi. @realDonaldTrump

[Carlos Lozada @CarlosNYT]

This has the feel of a news clip that will be played again and again in the histories and documentaries of this crisis. In part because of it simplicity and directness, and in part because the answer to @jaketapper’s final question seems blindingly clear:

[Liz Logan @lizloganhere]

@realDonaldTrump You are the Visible Enemy, Fatty Crazypants. You are a complete moron.

[Jesse Eisinger @eisingerj]

I’ve always wondered what it would be like to live through the Great Depression and the Spanish Flu at the same time. With Andrew Johnson as president.

[Liz Logan @lizloganhere]

@SenatorLoeffler Pull the other finger, you busted crook.

[Liz Logan @lizloganhere]

@SenatorLoeffler @POTUS There is no doubt that you are a greedy, corrupt piece of Repub garbage.

[Liz Logan @lizloganhere]

@KLoeffler @realDonaldTrump You dumped stock to profit from the information you gained as a senator. You are corrupt, sickeningly greedy, and have committed the crime of insider trading.

[Liz Logan @lizloganhere]

@IamDarrenD Ain't no corporate idiots like Conde Nast corporate idiots.

[Liz Logan @lizloganhere]

@lifehacker Gross, no.

[Liz Logan @lizloganhere]

@VanityFair Your endless promotion of Uncle Spittle is why I'm not subscribing. I am an actual Democrat who supports actual Democrats.

[Liz Logan @lizloganhere]

@marysouth That is objectively an unfair review.

[Doktor Zoom, a well-meaning elderly man. @DoktorZoom]

Where is he even getting this shit? Democrats want to eliminate all the cars, and want to limit you to one car per family.

Also, you must run your one car, that they took from you, on gay hemp oil produced by lesbian witches.

[Liz Logan @lizloganhere]

@realDonaldTrump I think you have Coronavirus on top of your PSP neurological disease. For someone who never stops lying, you're terrible at it, and your answer to the question about being tested screamed "Giant Trump Lie."

[Liz Logan @lizloganhere]

@realDonaldTrump YOU are the biggest loser always, Tublardo. Market is crashing. Your criminal denial of Coronavirus is going to destroy you. Your galloping neurological disease shows more every day. Joe Biden will kick your giant greasy ass.

[Liz Logan @lizloganhere]

@lyzl You seem very petty to me, with no understanding of the stakes, so whatevs.