Elizabeth

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

I’ve been kinda looking forward to living in an retirement home or maybe I just don’t have a sense of community

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

Shout out to my dad because my mom wouldn’t let me watch SpongeBob as a kid so he watched it with me in secret

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

Is it a crime to say that when I am performing at a karaoke bar I perform with the hope that a talent scout is sitting in the audience and comes up to me and tells me I’m the next big thing

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

When I found out Santa wasn’t real I told my dad “I know your secret”.

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

An abundance of bugs have slid under my door this summer and I don’t care I just don’t care anymore

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

I feel like if I plug my vape in the car it will explode

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

There is a point with every burrito where you have to stop watching tiktok and focus on the burrito

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

How do you people do hot yoga sweating makes me angry

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

“People you may know” be like: your boss who hit on you when you were 16.

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

I’m back and medicated

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FREE SPEACJ

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

It’s easy to remember whether or not I took my adderall in the morning when I look & realize how many tabs I’ve opened

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

@Gustavo96378136 @soledadobrien Lol this guy’s passionate abt balls

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

@mia5459 Why can’t we normalize sporadic public riff-offs

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

@corietjohnson You know I think we would get along just fine

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

Myself

[gill @contactabrother]

worst person u know with a biblical name

[Elizabeth @lizloons]

@GatorsDaily I want the Purussaurus to eat me if I had to choose out of all of them

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol