Liz Swets

full time RN, part time drama queen

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I literally just sneezed and a Tylenol flew out of my mouth

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#IUNGrad23 congrats Ashley! We are so proud of you and love you!

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@twofriendsmusic 😶

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I think Leah sometimes forgets I’m home because she will be in the other room meowing and I’ll be like Leah I’m in the living room and she stops and comes to sit with me

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I can only imagine what my neighbors think when they hear me in the morning telling Leah bye. “Ok Leah I’m off to work, have a fun day watching the birds and playing with toys and taking a nap! I left ice in your water!”

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June to August I simply cannot make plans between 12-3 because that’s when the UV Is the highest

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Favorite thing to do after work, by far, is lay in bed with Leah, turn the heated blanket on, and watch the office

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@UpdateApple_ Thank you

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Leah lives a better life than any cat I’ve ever met. She drinks ice water, sleeps in a bed that vibrates with a heated blanket, and gets her nails done every month

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I just don’t understand what I’m supposed to listen to on the radio now that Christmas music is off

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I am proud that one of my skills in life is the ability to parallel park

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I can’t just say no, I have to be dramatic and say absolutely not

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Nothing gets me more pumped up for a morning work out than listening to the Christmas station

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Does anyone else schedule their appointments for their off day around the time between 10-2 just because that’s when the UV is highest and you don’t want to miss out on sun time

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Not me being dramatic thinking I have developed an autoimmune disease when in reality my eyes were bone dry from installing a dehumidifier and turning it on max 😑

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I think one of the funnier things in life is when an umbrella flips inside out

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@kswets @stephieaponte What is with Ellie being your picture

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My fav combo: car windows down, heat on

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@stephieaponte I could eat a whole bag

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It is DANGEROUS I work next to a TJ maxx, marshalls, home goods, bath and body, target, starbies, Panera....

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In the last 24+ hours I’ve consumed 1 can of sprite and I blinked for sleep