Liz Anderson 🐘🦩

🍷 Wine Enthusiast. 👰🏻Wifey to @dtanderson10. 👶🏻 Mom to James. 📚Bibliophile. 🔪True Crime Aficionado.

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.” Northanger Abbey

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

@RogerMarshallMD Hello, I live in Wichita KS! As my Senator I’d love to receive 5 bullet points of what you accomplished last week! Gotta make sure real Kansans aren’t funding waste, fraud, and abuse in the US Senate. I’ll be emailing weekly for your updates. Thanks!

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

@RogerMarshallMD Real Kansan here. When should I expect the five bullet points of what you accomplished last week? Looking to cut down on taxpayer funded waste, abuse, and fraud in the US Senate. Thanks!

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

Looking forward to getting weekly updates from @RogerMarshallMD on what he’s accomplished each week since he is SO supportive of DOGE, yet can’t be bothered to finish a town hall with his constituents.

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

RTB x Mocktail Club x Sans Bar Giveaway #giveaway https://t.co/kaPnqt1F0F

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

Hey @Target, I tried to go to the toy demo this morning at the Wichita location listed in your chart. The staff had no idea what we were talking about (multiple customers were asking about the 🐻).

[Fairfax County Police @FairfaxCountyPD]

Officers are currently conducting surveillance on a suspiciously large snowman. More details to follow if situation starts to deteriorate...or, melt.
Happy holidays! ☃️ #StayFrosty

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

Watching the @hulu doc on Hillsong and TADA I recognize a very unique voice…… @MikeCosper. Did a double take, am I listening to the Rise and Fall or Mars Hill again?

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

Not to brag but my 1 year old went to bed at 7:30 so I did too. #momlife

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

I can’t handle it. #momlife #momthoughts #firstbirrhday

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

@crousselle

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

Can we stop pretending cats are amazing examples of consent? I was just mauled for 20 mins by a small grey tabby desperate for pets and attention. I did not consent, so she forced my hand to pet her anyway 😂

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

Just finished my @BodyFitByAmy by doing a squat to press with my 1 year old. He loved it and it kept me moving. Mama just leveled up. 😂😂😂 #momlife #momthoughts

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

Also: middle of the night vomit laundry.

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

If I could sum up momhood in one word it would be snacks.

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

I just want to say the @Clorox ReadyMop was perfection and I’m sad they discontinued it.

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

Seems legit

[Pessimists Archive @PessimistsArc]

🎧 This day in 1979, the Walkman was released. Not everyone loved it...

One US town threatened *15 DAYS IN JAIL* for crossing the street while wearing headphones:

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

@crousselle You can babysit for me whenever you want 😘

[Bethany S. Mandel @bethanyshondark]

Coast Guard: “After several days of searching hundreds of miles, an emotional rollercoaster for the families and millions of dollars, we found the debris exactly where we expected to find it.” Navy: “Yeah we heard that shit explode a few days ago.”

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

As a Titanic obsessed human this is my time to shine!

[Liz Anderson 🐘🦩 @lizthatch]

I’m just waiting for @elonmusk to get in on the Titanic submersible game.