lizzy

everything happens.

[lizzy @lizz_erinn]

@ATTHelp why isn’t RCS working on my iPhone? Carrier settings say only voice and sms.

[Scott Handelman @schandelman]

"The special DNC guest should be here any minute..."

[lizzy @lizz_erinn]

@TheMessenger327 A pick to unite the nation

[lizzy @lizz_erinn]

Ok hear me out: Jason Kelce for VP.

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

people love to say shows are immersive when they’re literally just in the round

[lizzy @lizz_erinn]

@DustinCzarny How much research did you have to do beforehand to have these all ready to go?

[Kayla Knapp @TheKaylaKnapp]

if you think Jason Kelce going bonkers at a football game is cool, but are annoyed by Taylor Swift cheering, you might just hate women

[lizzy @lizz_erinn]

@HollyStallcup Not wear headphones while walking.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Upstate New York so Vermont coded

[lizzy @lizz_erinn]

@Hertz 2nd time visiting your ROC airport location this summer. Last time I waited for 2 hours.

This time they already have no cars ready and there are 4 people in front of me also waiting. We all got here right when they opened. Is this going to be another 2 hour wait?

[Bonhoeffer's Child @bonhoefferchild]

Every Christian who works in a public-facing business and refuses to serve people because of their gender, identity, race, etc … is *literally* telling them that despite being good enough for Christ to die for … they aren’t good enough to be served by that Christian.

[emily may @emilykmay]

Do y’all know what it was like to live life in real time with Taylor swift starting in 2006 and then have her release a song called “22” the year before you turned 22?

[The Sound of Music @SoundofMusic]

I don't know who this man is. I mean, he could be walking down the street and I wouldn't know a thing. Sorry to this man.

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

[Chris Davis @RevChrisDavis]

Here’s my Christmas Eve message in a nutshell:

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Most grandma/reindeer collisions are entirely preventable. Please give wildlife plenty of space.

[lizzy @lizz_erinn]

@NickBobEd YES!! For Philly :)

[lizzy @lizz_erinn]

Anxious Swiftie stuck in the queue behind 2000+ people 🤝 Calm NFL fan husband who knows how many seats are in the stadium

[With A Martyr Complex (5 Ruins Excavated) @MartyrWith]

In the age of cell phones, the area code has become the ancestral clan name or heraldry. It is a marker of old stories, loyalties, a statement that says "there was a land I came from but am there no longer"