Scott Handelman

Teacher, puzzle lover, STEM ginger, Jeopardy silver medalist

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@Falinmoder "Pennsyl" eraser.

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@Brazil201 @ThePoliticalHQ I'm in Lincoln. I've never seen the lines this long... I gotta think that's a good sign for Osborn.

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@lionel_trolling If I told you that I was racing a cheetah this weekend, would you say it's impossible to determine who is likely to win because I've never raced a cheetah and never will again?

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@seskoog @JMilesColeman Pollsters can be wrong, but to put out a poll so far from what people were expecting shows integrity even if it ends up being way off.

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@joeylavarias Most superheroes work two jobs. That's kinda their thing.

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@PoorestG @Politics_Polls @NateSilver538 14% higher chance is not the same as being "up 14 points". He's up less than a point in the polling average.

Harris still has a good shot at winning the state. It's just not quite a 50/50 shot if you believe the numbers.

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You can tell my election stress is high when I'm eagerly awaiting the results of my school district's *student vote* so I can use it as some bellwether of political support.

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@metroadlib I do not think he was sarcastic. I think he genuinely think Hinchcliffe is funny...in the correct setting. A roast is the correct setting. A political rally is not.

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@James_Holzhauer It is kinda funny that I don't know any Jeopardy contestants that would vote for Trump (or at least haven't admitted as much), but I know dozens that are voting for Harris.

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@_NotThatKaren @PawlowskiMario @PpollingNumbers Other 4. Two from the senate, 3 districts, 5 total.

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@OurHighMinds @stevenspohn I just don't think it's a well-crafted joke. If your intended reaction is for people to gasp and laugh in shock that you said something so horrible, then maybe the joke just isn't that funny. I like my jokes to sound like they're not read off of a Cards Against Humanity card.

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@OurHighMinds @stevenspohn What could be the difference between Tony Hinchcliffe telling a joke about Puerto Ricans and George Lopez telling a joke about Mexicans?

Hmmm, yeah, I just can't put my finger on it.

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@MaxGDavison See that white smoke coming out of your local cinema? It's Conclave fever baby!

Oh, it's just on fire? Ok then.

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@jrladia "Boo sigh" is what I call *this* platform

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"Ah, time to relax with some Chinese food and not think about the election for a while-"

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@metroadlib In Norfolk, Nebraska, it's pronounced "Norfork."

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@seanrcallaghan @NateSilver538 Just because something *could* happen does not make it "statistically indistinguishable" from randomness.

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@equine__dentist This is what gateway slugs lead to.

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Waiting for the "Espresso" parody called "It's a Me Mario."