petty crocker

I have ten fingers and ten toes

[petty crocker @lizzaayyyeee]

a social media platform but to connect with the exes of the current person you’re dating to cross check references

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@staytrashy_ Harvey would be an Austin icon

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@reasonable_rach bitch I am in love with you

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https://t.co/BUo3FCiX0C

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I made an onlyfans lmfao

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@whereisryanat You had me there for a minute but this is a no from me dawg

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@softertorture bro this man jacked a pair of my Calvin Klein boxers and ghosted like 3 months ago, I’m still salty.

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Imagine reading a really old book and saying “hell yeah really old book, I’m not gonna have sex until I’m married”

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@staytrashy_ bitch…

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@raflemons @Dons_Lawn_Salon I would’ve fucked you in HS

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Girl who is horny 24/7 but only wants to have sex with ppl she has feelings for

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@staytrashy_ you will be tickled to know I literally had no idea who he is whatsoever

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@reasonable_rach @whereisryanat my queen we are unworthy and bow down to your beauty

[its upsetting me and my homegirl @Unmagiically]

if u miss me just tell me don’t b showing up in my dreams n shit

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@MalibuJones_ bro

[James @CaucasianJames]

my armpits have been sweatier than usual. astrology twitter does this have anything to do with the stars

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I’m done dating, marry me or piss off.

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@staytrashy_ why am I cursed to live this life

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POV: the hot bartender you’ve been crushing on for years is finally flirting back and you have no idea you’re about to find out he has a small dick but for now, bliss 🤌🏼

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Cigs should be banned unless you’ve had three beers