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[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

I am speechless that there are people out there that have never seen spaghetti hoops before.

What a sad little life Ruth.

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

@GWRHelp I’ve been injured on your train, please send one million pounds

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

@GWRHelp how very dare you

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

Hands down by Dashboard Confessional is the emo version of Defying Gravity prove me wrong

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

Can’t believe some thicko deluxe took MINUS SEVENTEEN GRAND on The Chase.

Literally get in the bin, straight to jail for you. I’m writing to Ofcom.

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

If the producers of I’m a Celebrity ain’t on the blower to Gary Barlow’s massive son right now then they ain’t doing their job.

Get him in the fucking jungle lads.

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

Facebook mums are a different breed.

THERES BEAN A MURDER!!!!!

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

@pagetpaget What do you think of my broth hun? I’ve accidentally made the devil’s piss, don’t know what went wrong but my bum hurts.

[Bailey Jaye Mills @baileymills99]

It’s that time of year again 👻

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

@CHEAPYXOMIAMI where are you babe? Stuck in the M5 southbound services or what? I would understand because they have a great @GreggsOfficial there xx

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

@CHEAPYXOMIAMI See you soon babes, make sure you try Greggs x

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

Is it pretty in pink or all see-through?
Is it showing off my brand new Denise Welch tattoo?

@l4urrr_ @RealDeniseWelch

[Alison Spittle @AlisonSpittle]

My brat girl summer.

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

Meanwhile in wales #EURO2024

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

Harry Kane is literally the most miserable looking human I’ve ever seen.

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

What’s the opposite of Sweet Caroline?

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

Nothing says gentrification like slipping on an artichoke on the way to work.

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

@confideinm3 That’s Harry Hamlin

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

Absolutely buzzing for Diane on masterchef.

How do you even spell diorrreah though?

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

@CountessLuann @GreggsOfficial hope u tried a yumyum hun x

[Lizzard 🐸 @lizzardclem]

Normalise putting your kids on a lead.