Lizzie

Swore up and down I'd never get a twitter. Damnit.

[Brad Culp @bbculp]

Imagine watching college basketball right now when you could be waiting for some nondescript guy named Keith to tweet about a bunch of weirdos jogging around a Tennessee state park while looking for book pages. #BM100

[Keith @keithdunn]

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the runners scream. #BM100

[Cameron Cox @CamCox12]

They have stopped serving alcohol at the WM Phoenix Open. The entire course. Apparently the party got too wild.

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Lizzie @lizzie_may83]

Hey @QuickBooks Is your site down? I can’t log into my self employed account. I’m stuck on the loading page.

[Matt Verderame @MattVerderame]

The Chiefs have dropped an ungodly amount of disrespect on the Steelers. Just clowning them now

[Anne Rice @AnneRiceAuthor]

This is Anne’s son Christopher and it breaks my heart to inform you that earlier tonight Anne passed away due to complications resulting from a stroke. Below is the statement I shared on her Facebook page moments ago.

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

what the...
#GoBlue

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

Blake Corum with the speed but how about J.J. McCarthy as the lead blocker 🤯⚡️

@UMichFootball takes the 7-0 lead over Iowa in the Big Ten Champ Game!

[Lizzie @lizzie_may83]

@SaintClarence27 @Gsb_Esq @WimminsRea I left a long time ago. I got up for lunch and kept walking. They ended up closing after they got sanctioned hard by the Bar about 6 months later.

[Lizzie @lizzie_may83]

@WimminsRea @Gsb_Esq I stayed at that firm for 8 months before I walked out at lunch. I used to sit in my car and cry before going in. They got sanctioned hard by the Bar about a year after I left and ended up closing. Not surprised.

[Lizzie @lizzie_may83]

@EthickingStacie @Gsb_Esq @WimminsRea I am always skeptical of firms who say that paras manage their own time or there’s a lenient break policy. It usually means someone is micromanaging the crap out of me.

[Lizzie @lizzie_may83]

Daaaaam. 🙌

[CNN Communications @CNNPR]

@tedcruz @CNN Rather than running off to Cancun in tough times, @clarissaward is risking her life to tell the world what's happening. That’s called bravery. Instead of RTing a conspiracy theorist’s misleading soundbite, perhaps your time would be better spent helping Americans in harm’s way.

[Lizzie @lizzie_may83]

🕳🏃🏼‍♀️

[Lizzie @lizzie_may83]

It really sucks when you need a friend but don’t know who to reach out to. It’s hard to pretend everything is ok.

[Lizzie @lizzie_may83]

Ok @UberEats ordered at 6:30… delivery keeps getting pushed back. Supposedly will be here by 8. #notcool

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

SUNS WIN!
SUNS WIN!
SUNS WIN!
SUNS WIN!
SUNS WIN!

#RallyTheValley | 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒.

[Lizzie @lizzie_may83]

Hey @DoorDash @DoorDash_Help You’re seriously only going to give me $3.01 for a delivery that was incorrect? Really?