Elizabeth Potter

mercury's in gatorade

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@karlimarulli It’s just

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R u ever eating yogurt and it’s going well and then you just have that one bite that makes you throw up

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@nbayy Your best bet is this 50 hour journey during Christmas time we have coming up

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@nbayy Love this for u but ahem *let’s*

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New favorite Madrid people watching subsection: those who meticulously and constantly check themselves out in the metro windows

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@nbayy As long as you use SAT words in every post I think we’ll be okay

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@antheiafae @brohamulus Actually I went to the store to buy my infant son (brother) a little treat so he doesn’t die

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How have I possibly become this person’s last ditch effort to drugs in the Bay

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How nice of the people of OB to pay tribute to me before I leave 😍

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What so I turn 25 and start getting targeted ads for breastfeeding

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@nbayy Welcome!!!

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If I am introduced to another 6’0” man that I am taller than during a night out in San Francisco then I’m gonna start trying to play professional volleyball

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Was just told I was infinitely more attractive when I was a musician by a regular customer and then promptly handed a cockroach in a napkin by my next table. Favorite day at work so far

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Getting better

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Call me by my name

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Little bro absolutely KILLING it w the ladies

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@nbayy Will propose this to the tech lords next time they stop by

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Will never understand why a group of men who look like they invented bitcoin sitting at a SF restaurant will ask me to split their bill into 8 separate itemized pieces of paper

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Someone wanna tell me who the fuck uses the “surprise me” feature on Netflix

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Tips for ur next passport photo: don’t wash you hair, wear an orange jacket and visualize being America’s Next Top Model after your photo goes viral

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@neptuningfork I feel like I’m gambling all my rent money when I walk back towards my car any time after 8 am