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🐾 I woof like to pawfusely pawpologize to the nice Secret Service hooman whose hand I nipped. I did not mean to use my teefies, I was startled by his presence & I did not recognize him. I hope he can furgive me, I am furry saddened by my puphavior, I pawmise to be good. - Major
Our babysitter never knew where she was going as she was a high school student and my sister and I would trying to read them to her and we always got lost
So I was gonna tweet “ do y’all ever wake up and already feel so unproductive and your day hasn’t even started??!?” And then I was like... girl the phrase waking up on the wrong side of the bed is older than you. Don’t try and have original thought on this.
That “Eat the Rich” slogan got society mad at the wrong people. We’re talking about corporations, not your neighbor that finally saved enough to get BMW. For fucks sake.