Liz Perkins

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

@Wendys I need this in my life. Plz do mine

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

The most unrealistic part of @GreysABC was in Season 2 they said there were 300 people on an Amtrak train.

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

Why even keep that kind of negativity in the house?!

[Claire Potter 🇺🇸 @TenuredRadical]

BREAKING NEWS: I have been feeling unwell the last two days - tired, headache, foggy brain. I have been concerned about COVID infection, but it was hard to imagine how: we have been so careful.

I just discovered 5 minutes ago that I HAVE BEEN MAKING DECAF COFFEE FOR 2 DAYS.

[Matthew Salzano @matthew_paul]

i just need my iphone autocorrect to accept me for who i am and learn the word fuck.

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

Literally went frantically going site to site. Finally in line on Jeffree Cosmetics but it wasn’t showing everything so I just grabbed most of what I wanted. Anyone else? #ShaneDawsonXJeffreeStar

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

@CaitlinK_17 Literally twins. I was debating it last night

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

@lexi_hope21 Same

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

@shanedawson and @JeffreeStar I was adding stuff to my cart and now it says we’ll be back soon 😭😭

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

@Sydney63975060 @tatiwestbrook Same!!! So excited!!

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

@djkhaled plz get pizza with @KeithHabs #pizzawithkeith

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

Question of the day: do I buy a ticket to the @tryguys show in Portland? And if so, which ticket?

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

When does your masters come in handy?

Mine is during trivia when they ask about where SuperDry is from. #knowledge

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

Working somewhere for such a long time means when you leave and come back direct deposit is still set up. #winning

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

The weirdest part of growing up is seeing friends from different worlds of your life in the same instagram photos.

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

@nthonyagu

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

How do I protest but still go see Toy Story 4 in theaters?
All ideas welcome.

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Toy Story 4 will be the first Pixar movie in decades without an animated short https://t.co/LiHMc36CBf

[Liz Perkins @lizzyann4795]

The way @joejonas looks at @nickjonas is the same way I look at pasta. #ChasingHappiness

[Anthony @nthonyagu]

I was today years old when I found out Pumbaa was spelt with 2 As