Before the quarantine, I had gotten into a really good habit of eating healthy and working out.
When my gym closed, I knew it’d be tough to maintain but I was up for the challenge.
Well, you’ll be happy to hear I’ve gained 10lbs already bc I’m weak and pathetic.
Halloween 2020 is a Saturday.
New Years and Christmas are a Friday.
4/20 is technically the entire month.
2 Friday the 13th, March and November.
July 4th is a Saturday.
Cinco de Mayo is on a (Taco) Tuesday
2020 about to be litty titty
Gatorade is a drink for both world class athletes and hungover drunks who don’t know how they got home last night. There’s no middle ground. Nobody is drinking Gatorade because their day was fine. You either brought home the state championship or woke up in a state prison.