Itinerant Texan

Sydney-based Texan. I like my catastrophic fires with a side of socialised health care.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

People ask me, how do I walk around Disneyland without getting recognized... My ThemePark Drip... 💥 On my ShogunAssasin shit.

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

@Ausgrid Zero update. First it was supposed to be back at 5pm then 9pm and now, supposedly, 9am tomorrow. Guess our community is too small even to rate an update tweet? Beyond ridiculous

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

@Lady2LadyComedy @shrrycola @ExactlyRight @ApplePodcasts I'm catching up on old episodes but I need to let you know that, while I will never be famous enough for you to ask me, if I had 30 seconds to address the planet I would just break into a Sorkin monologue. Either from Newsroom or A Few Good Men

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

@KarenKilgariff Our dog Bunk LIVES for carrots

https://t.co/0xMbw6VOBv

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

@JoshFrydenberg Do not back down. It's a private company trying to extort and manipulate a democracy's legislature. If you cave, the will not stop there.

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

@Alisonmau I've never seen a diamond in the flesh; cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

@badbangs1 @MessedUpPod Pretend has a murder at the beginning but it's not the centrepiece of the episode.

[ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ @marjarita]

@PeccaryNotPig

[nic @anistonily]

so no one told bernie life was gonna be this way?

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

@ISawPod @Stitcher So hear me out: what if Step Up is just a remake of Good Will Hunting but with dance instead of math?

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

@KarenKilgariff it's been months and I literally can't stop thinking about your sitcom pitch, Oh Well. How do we get this made?

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

@dpfdpf @AlastairBoyes So....let me understand. Employees aren't supposed to use channels created by their employer for this purpose or go to the meeting organised by their employer for this purpose; they're just supposed to intuit that those offers are illusory and shut up. You must be an ace employer

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

@dpfdpf Maybe little less name calling and dog whistling and a little more, what's the word im looking for.... research?

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

@dpfdpf Gosh it's almost like these entitled employees had some reason to believe the company wanted their views....

https://t.co/jh6Eodf0vd

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

It's disappointing that a former *Associate* Minister of Justice doesn't know how courts work.

[Simon Bridges @simonjbridges]

It’s disappointing the Court of Appeal seemingly isn’t releasing its reasoned name suppression decision of a couple weeks back in the Labour Party camp case. The decision looks to be of precedent value & of interest to practitioners, MPs & the wider public.

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

Do you know what the collective noun for a bunch of Nationals is? A whinge

[Hon Judith Collins KC @JudithCollinsKC]

Watch Labour announce yet another @NZNationalParty plan.

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

I miss NZ so much

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

@AndrewLittleMP @SpeakerTrevor Fantastic!

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

Fucking CALLED it

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

Not a spoiler but I hope the last three episodes of #GOT involve everyone: deciding to stop fighting, calling a (small c) constitutional convention, and installing a Parliamentary democracy. Obviously, MMP makes the most sense in that environment. #governmentnerd

[Itinerant Texan @lizzyjit]

Anyone else disturbed that just two months after a terrorist attack on Muslims and while America is turning into Gilead, there is now discussion of the formation of a Christian Party in NZ? This is the worst use of MMP since David Seymour’s “hi” video.