MrsS383

Sassy idiot. I RT random shit I find funny and occasionally tweet my deepest darkest thoughts. And dog pictures. There's also a lot of politics. Sorry 🤷🏾‍♀️😁

[MrsS383 @ljb3831]

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @Bunnahabhain 40 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/JB9OUhpprj

[D1aphanous_BTS @D1aphanousBTS]

My emotions rn while waiting for tomorrow
#Election2024
#Elections #ElectionDay #PATRIOT https://t.co/xWNAUNPvzh

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

@RishiSunak Somebody who is raped today - under your government - can expect to wait until 2029 for a trial to take place.

That is the timeline that your decisions, your cuts and your chronic mismanagement has created.

That is @RishiSunak’s criminal justice system.

That is your legacy.

[MrsS383 @ljb3831]

@TheStephenLynch Absolutely cracking night, thank you! Totally worth the 2nd trip to Birmingham, roll on the next tour!

[Mamas A. Mamas @mmamas1973]

5. Over the past 13 years the NHS has been grossly underfunded. The increase in waiting list / falling apart of the NHS is a political choice. Look at annual changes in spending when the waiting list has increased

[MrsS383 @ljb3831]

Hi @northernassist
Just wanted to tell you that the conductor on the 17.38 from Leeds to Lincoln today is an absolute legend and deserves a raise. Her cheerful announcements have brightened a journey on a train that is packed due to an earlier cancellation. Well done her!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

One fateful night, Barney and his security guard human, Greg, were on duty guarding the teddy bears. Greg was admiring one in particular, saying what a nice little bear it was, when Barney went on a rampage. In a mere 10 minutes, Barney shredded 100 teddy bears

[MrsS383 @ljb3831]

What a time to be alive.

[Owls Extra @OwlsExtra]

𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗗: This will be the #SWFC home shirt for the 23/24 season.

💭 What do you think?

⤵️ Let us know.

#SWFC • #WAWAW

[MrsS383 @ljb3831]

@swfc

[MrsS383 @ljb3831]

Favourite picture of the day. wawaw 🦉🔵⚪

[Sheffield Wednesday @swfc]

😘

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

First British tourists of the summer season are here. Middle aged couple with a caravan that had a UKIP sticker in the window. Assumed I spoke English, asked for directions, I replied in French. The woman tutted, rolled her eyes and said,
"They don't even try to speak English"

[Marcus Ryder @marcusryder]

My favourite Malcolm X quote: “If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”
Happy birthday #MalcolmXDay

[Seb Ate @Mrbaiti]

@jessphillips @BylineTimes The whole leaflet.
How can they get away with this all the time?

[MrsS383 @ljb3831]

This was my thought. Like, who sat there and planned it, stocked up on salt and sneaked into an allotment in the night to do this? Why? Get a hobby you sad little f---

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

“Do you think that, if you were wrongly accused of a crime, and later acquitted, it would be fair for you to have to sell your house to pay your legal costs?

Rishi does.”

[MrsS383 @ljb3831]

@Reverend_Makers For a second I was convinced that Frank Bruno must have outed your mexborough plans.

[Tony Yorkshire @Tony__Yorkshire]

Whitby Abbey, finished off by drone lighting.... 😍 WOW!!

[John Bishop @JohnBishop100]

This should be shocking but sadly it will not surprise most people . The Conservative party are a disgrace and need to go and watching this the fact that @KwasiKwarteng once ran the economy is frightening - no wonder he crashed it!! Well done @ByDonkeys