Laura Mayer

I loved Cleveland before it was cool

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

If you see me on a grumpy run, mind ya business

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

Me when I “Remind” someone of their incomplete Venmo request

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

I’m a strong independent woman and I don’t need no man until it comes to loading luggage into the overhead bin

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The good life.. 😅

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

Over/under the amount of times I check my boarding pass before flying has got to be at least 36

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

Me, attempting to undo the months of not flossing 5 minutes before my dentist appointment

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

The beach football scene of Top Gun is actively changing my life as I watch

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

I’d be so pissed if I was Sarah Cameron and I had to treasure hunt in South America with jean shorts riding up my ass

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

In the predicament of wanting to eat healthier during the week but having my pasta leftovers from Sunday night 🤔

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

I love all people made in God’s image I just have to work harder to love those that wear the frog toe shoes to the gym

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

I wish there were little temperature pods to step into to test outfits when you’re packing for a trip

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

What’s a ballerina’s favorite day of the year? 2/2

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

What part of “unsubscribe” don’t you understand

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

I am so irresponsible with my CVS bucks

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

My Christmas wish is for @instagram to get their shit together and make posting a multiple photo post maybe a little less terrible

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

When you all pull up to the 3-way stop at the same time

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

Just tried to use a makeup remover wipe to get the darkness away, turns out they were just the bags under my eyes

[. @notkingdeficit]

this monkey is serving

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

Not me complaining that summer is almost over and that I’m pale as I also take a little nap nap all the time after work on a beautiful day

[Laura Mayer @ljmayer2]

This is so true 😂

[cool daisy incorporated @haggardbroad]

Men love to be like “a buddy of mine”