Lucy Randles

Data marketing geek. MUFC. Cats. Wine. IOS. Golf. Bell ringing. ISTP-T

[Lucy Randles @ljrandles]

@Jo_Caulfield People who are trying to recreate I Capture the Castle

[Amy Nickell-Turner @AmyNicks_]

Swap ‘biggest tax rises in three decades’ for ‘biggest investment in public services in three decades’. Sounds way better, doesn’t it?

[John Brewin @JohnBrewin_]

Perhaps the solution to Manchester United is to have ex-Fergie players managing the team on a rota. Two games maximum, an Overlap special, then on to the next man.

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

By playing today, Bruno Fernandes (#mufc debut February 2020) will be 29 United appearances behind Luke Shaw (debut September 2014).

[Brendan May @bmay]

Our rivers are full of shit, there are wars everywhere, our public services are finished, yet our political media is spending an entire week discussing someone who went to a gig because her husband, a TV presenter, was offered tickets by a music label.

No wonder we're screwed.

[Lucy Randles @ljrandles]

@scottygb You aren't going to sleep for months. I watched it when I was 15 over a number of weeks at school and had nightmares for 6 months. I can still recall some of it in way too much detail

[Alan @A1an_M]

A squirrel, unpaid by taxpayers, burying a free acorn which will next spring turn into a free carbon capture scheme lasting 600 years or more. @Ed_Miliband

[Maria @mlstrat]

at my big age i should know better than to ask a man two questions in an email when i need both of them answered

[Lucy Randles @ljrandles]

@Deanoandrews @GarminUK @Apple Garmin fenix. Golf is brilliant, battery life far superior to apple

[Lucy Randles @ljrandles]

@AdamCrafton_ We've got Ruud who has managed good teams, give him a chance

[Lucy Randles @ljrandles]

@83RichNewell Van Nistelrooy is there ready and waiting

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

New made-up Starmer scandal even more preposterous than those which came before it. His son stayed in someone's house. That's it. That's the story. It's because we have strict systems, and Starmer sticks to them, that we know about it.

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

You wondered why the Tory media were going after Labour over frocks and footie tickets?

This is why:

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

[incredibly Kevin McCleod voice]

Hadrian’s wife is now pregnant with her fifth set of twins and the cladding still hasn’t arrived from Norway

[Hank Azaria @HankAzaria]

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?

[Jordan @jordanbhx]

It doesn’t look very big.

[Ben 🇬🇧 @BenInRushcliffe]

Very little fuss from the media when the Conservatives and Liberal Democrat coalition cut the Education Maintenance Allowance (EMA) entirely, excluding many of the poorest teenagers from higher education. I see the double standards.

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Sheridan Smith has announced she will star in a new ITV drama called SO SALLY CAN WAIT about an Oasis fan who struggles to get tour tickets even though she queued on Ticketmaster for nine hours

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