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@jack0renstein @joshtpm @politico Animal lovers can be highly emotional and easy to scam.

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@EdKrassen 70 is a lot of R votes to get. My guess is that 95% of the GOP will think there is no real world cost to letting GS remain.

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@MarisaKabas She was a middle-school classmate. Does this indicate wasn't a pathological liar then?

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@PGourevitch He started small. Worked his way up to Congressman. Unfortunately for him, even Republicans love dogs. Looks like he'll be gone soon.

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@JoeMyGod Don't animal rights people hate breeders? The point is to find homes for dogs that are at risk.

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@nowthisnews Loved watching Harris.

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@Luvmyhuckydogs @TeacherTrishSNE @JoyceWhiteVance Peter Thiel approves.

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@IanAeillo @RepDonBacon Yiu insult a man by comparing him to a woman, especially an older woman.

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@fakedansavage Next month it will be a gas stove pin.

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@sarahw Enjoy the twist at the end of most of the episodes where someone besides Charlie takes the last step on the case because she has to leave in a hurry.

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@EricRobinson00 @thistallawkgirl Around 8 years ago, I met a man in Oakland who had on a Super Bowl t-shirt that was several years old. I asked him about it. He said it honored the first Super Bowl with two Black head coaches.

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@espiers Katie Porter needs to revise the campaign appeals being done on her behalf.

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@englishparfait @MollyJongFast @NickLutsko What about toenail polish? At least one female M&M has to have polished nails. And one male needs fungus.

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@santiagomayer_ Plus, it seemed like the flag stand might have fallen on her.

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@yogidom @RideonMacDuff @MichaelWarbur17 I don't think he went from this scene to "that."
He drank a lot. I see that as the eventual cause.

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@patriottakes Story time at the Library of Congress coming soon.

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@patriottakes Her name was Magill
And she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy

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@Stonekettle @MarisaKabas @BaruchCollege I think you mean penis.

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@helaineolen Let them eat pineapples.

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@AlexDinelaris @LukeBarnett Kerry Condon!