Deputy and the Dog

DHT in 2 form primary. 5yrs as AHT & primary lead in AP.

[Deputy and the Dog @ljswmc]

@Remisagoodboy Reminded me of this.

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There’s a distinct lack of shame. It’s cool to be an uneducated slob.

[Luce @lucyshow11]

What happened to our society?

[Deputy and the Dog @ljswmc]

@VinnieSull1van @BygoneBritain @Britains___Pubs Listen to the narration of cartoons, such as Roobarb & Custard: the vocabulary is such a high level. It’s deliberate dumbing down/lowering expectations of our children. ‘Fashionably stupid’ is a real thing. Keeps them in their place.

[Deputy and the Dog @ljswmc]

❤️🤍❤️🤍

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

Thank you for writing us off...

[Deputy and the Dog @ljswmc]

@TheStatsSaint We are used to being ignored. It doesn’t bother us, but thank you.

[Deputy and the Dog @ljswmc]

@kateowbridge And tuna was a school trip only sandwich treat. Mixed with vinegar, not mayo. Went out for a pub meal *once per stay* on holiday…in Southport.

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@DavidDidau @MrLandesman @MrARobbins So you teach the pupils not to show until you say: pens down…1,2,3, let me see.

[Deputy and the Dog @ljswmc]

Don’t believe scaremongering from the @DailyMail
Just cleared passport control (departures) at #MaltaAirport in less than 5 mins. Quick & efficient.

[Deputy and the Dog @ljswmc]

@LeahFHardy @tombennett71 DHT mainstream, ex PRU lead here: since coming back to mainstream, the lack of options to place these children in appropriate settings is ridiculous. 28+ chn disrupted per class, staff assaulted & damage to property.
Costs us for unfunded 1:1 support & no process for moving on.

[Deputy and the Dog @ljswmc]

@sirsteveedge watching the Take That docu on Netflix. Star Stories turned out to be 100% accurate!

[Deputy and the Dog @ljswmc]

@BarkJack_ @HRHCatherine I work with children with autism/adhd. Could the girl be neurodiverse? Same clothes, inside out top, looks to be wearing a diaper, lack of shoes. I always wonder if MM has autism and masks/mimics too.

[Guinevere of Mason. @JHCPAL]

Short but perfectly understood sentences in the NE :

Hoy man, hoy it!
It's stottin doon.
How man, woman man!
Champion, man.
Aye.
Grand.
What fettle hinny?
Gan canny.
The bairn is bubblin.
Keep ahaad.
Aa've set the chebble.
Haddaway wi ya!
Aa'm gannin hyem.

[Sue Cowley @Sue_Cowley]

Since the DfE's new writing framework seriously downplays the importance of emergent writing, I'm giving away a free copy of my book on mark making because it 100% *does* matter! ☺️

Like and retweet to enter. Winner announced next Thursday. #EYFS #giveaway #freebie

[Deputy and the Dog @ljswmc]

Sickth, instead of sixth.
Normalcy…it’s normality!
Arks/axe instead of ask.
Using ‘f’ instead of ‘th’.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Drives me nuts…”Axe” instead of Ask.

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@DrHelenFry Loved it. Thank you. Following.

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

If your culture doesn’t comprehend that rape is wrong you do not belong in the uk. We are a country that values women&girls. We’ve fought hard for those rights. We believe in striving for equality & giving respect to females. Throwing safeguards under the cultural bus is not ok

[Deputy and the Dog @ljswmc]

@RachelOrr My son has ginger hair. When he was 5 an old lady said to him ‘look at your lovely red hair.’ He replied ‘my jumper is red, my hair is ginger.’ 🧡

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