Luke Kovarik

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

@Delta please bring back a non-stop option from SEA to MKE! Not having that option pushes me to Alaska for my work trips

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

@Zipcar ‘s app crashes yesterday. Call center is too busy to answer my phone call. I am unable to extend my trip. Return car 15 minutes late (nobody waiting to use it next). Call customer service back, wait on hold for over 30 minutes. Open a case to refund late fee, denied. WTF

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

Paul v. Poirier ‘21

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

Once you hit a certain socioeconomic status, potatoes turn purple. Those who have will understand

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

If you were tagged by me and I asked you to buy discounted Ray-bans, don’t do it. I was hacked. I have more class than that, I’m onto French eyewear

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

If aliens exist, what would they say about The Bachelor #WAFairLive #spidersinmyroom #TheBlackTones

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

Humans regularly outrun horses, as long as it’s hot, also dragons #WAFairLive #johan #ColumbiaBank

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

Kettle corn, that’s a fun time snack #WAFairLive #Weezer #Community #funtimesnack

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

Water isn’t wet, it makes things wet #WAFairLive #Weezer

[Jameson Lopp @lopp]

Waiting to buy the BTC dip.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Lifehack: Get a tattoo of your face on the top of your head so there's never a need to look up from your phone.

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

Having a blast at #CRMUGSummit

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

Bulls game on Monday. Bucks game tonight. Let's see what O.J. can do to the Pacers. #losepacers

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

I'm at @Route66Raceway (Joliet, IL) w/ 22 others http://t.co/lGjZtlbmz9

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

Sake!!!!! Don't know what it is really but it's good in bomb form (@ Benihana) http://t.co/JrIrLRJpKt

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

Rivers is shut down!!!!! The cameras are off! (@ Rivers Casino w/ 4 others) http://t.co/jbCH8SOvT0

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

Why (@ Grand Victoria Casino - @gvcelgin w/ 3 others) http://t.co/B6Cvf6OGgi

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

I'm at Bannerman's Sports Grill (Bartlett, IL) http://t.co/B5BCRpvlbx

[Luke Kovarik @lkovari10]

If Grammy D ain't happy, ain't nobody happy (@ Grammy D's w/ 2 others) http://t.co/lNuPd7fbBt