Laura Greene

[kenzie loves lance @bisexualspies]

if you're against gays because "the bible says so" then you better not

- masturbate
- watch porn
- eat bacon
- have tattoos
- get remarried
- gossip
- play american football
- have premarital sex
- wear polyester
- work on saturday

because the bible forbids those things too

[Laura Greene @ll_greene_]

@Ktcarmody14 😂❤️

[Laura Greene @ll_greene_]

Don’t give a shit about your body transformation cause your soul still ugly as fuck.

[Laura Greene @ll_greene_]

No longer feeling the need to do right by people who have done me dirty. You burnt bitch 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Laura Greene @ll_greene_]

No shame November

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Love difficult people.
You’re one of them.

[Laura Greene @ll_greene_]

@DowdLiz You know I’m going home w u

[halsey @halsey]

I hate these “$100 dollars to any girl who didn’t dress like a hoe this Halloween” tweets. How about I say $200 to any girl who DID. I hope you felt fabulous. Come get this money, baby.

[Laura Greene @ll_greene_]

@imkatelynn Ur whalecum

[go crazy it's stay c @stacehirsh]

Isn’t it amazing how you talk all this shit and we still lack communication

[Laura Greene @ll_greene_]

@GabiGines Haunting of Hill House!!!

[krom🇺🇸⚽️ @kromwilson]

its been 3 years and i still cant believe they didn’t give Derek a head ct

[Laura Greene @ll_greene_]

I have to be alone until I find the person willing to put up with my impulsive dog purchases.

[Laura Greene @ll_greene_]

ever see someone looking so sweet in baby pics & wonder where the fuck it went wrong

[Laura Greene @ll_greene_]

a best friend you can’t keep your hands off of🙏

[Laura Greene @ll_greene_]

I like to think that I ride my bike solely to reduce my carbon footprint and not because I don’t have a car.

[Ric flair brit @tacobwells]

I love when people go downhill after they fuck u over hehe 🤓