@JohnGburner Johnny Boy, I love the content! If you consulted me I could have provided you with the SPC(stews per capita) for each school, but considering your lack of data this is an impressive list. Keep up the great work!
@SirDougDickson8 behind you and @KeenanStews in front of you(after he took a dump and didn’t wipe), you have to move #3inches in one direction. What way you guys moving?
@colebcoolidge Preciate the love, almost mitted to the cac but then I realized a Bowdoin 8 is a Union 5. Have fun grinding IB recruiting while I’m stewing with #rockets like @natalieYlight
@KeenanStews@EricBeautJohnso@SirDougDickson8 I’m happy you guys addressed the #elephantintheroom. My contention is that the lack of triple dippers and the closing of the local applebees(due to @KeenanStews urinal incident) have just been too much for the Brick to handle. Hang in there bricky, we miss you buddy!
Just housed 9 franks and 9 sammy adams in 9 innings at the #sox game. These boys are #legit. Pulled trig during sweet caroline, but it’s gonna take a lot more than a little #tummyache to stop me. Look in the mirror and ask yourself if you have what it takes to play in the LL
@KeenanStews has the worst fucking rizz of all time. lmao the bartender does not want you bro. Stop harassing her!! @KeenanStews “i already have a drink, all i want is your number”. kill yourself loser, shave your #nuts for nothing😂😂
@SirDougDickson8@LL_Insider@KeenanStews My good brother Douglas,
Keenan shaved every single week in hopes of getting some. Turns out he never got play and continued clogging our drain for no reason.
Best,
Cac
To make matters worse, @KeenanStews just mowed down his #bush in my bathroom. First time this dudes #nuts have been bald since he wheeled that #cac6 back in ‘24. #hideyoursister