Levi Smith

God Bless

[Levi Smith @ll_smith]

@schmitzstain 💎🙌

[Shell Shockers @eggcombat]

Shell Shockers is the HOTTEST browser-based egg combat game around, try it at https://t.co/jxWqZ52Am7!

Follow and RT for a chance to win this super-rare Firefighter Hat!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy https://t.co/bG1UWtNLmp

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Frustrated Dad At Restaurant Just Wants A Normal Burger https://t.co/YZtwOXSreT

[Levi Smith @ll_smith]

Me: should I put these chopped tomatoes on my baked potato?

Adam, an Intellectual: you put ketchup on your French fries, so yes absolutely.

[Mark Freund @MarkFreundTV]

My favorite part of today was seeing this guy in his element at the @DordtFB game. Bet he's loving life after a 2OT Defender win! #MoreCowbell

[Levi Smith @ll_smith]

Differential Equations with complex eigenvalues: consider my fuzzle fluffed.

[Levi Smith @ll_smith]

It's #muffintime

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Non-Dominant Hand Completely Botches Nail Clipping Job https://t.co/zXoCumRuUO

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Candy Land’ Screenwriter Under Impression Fans Counting On Him To Get This Right https://t.co/nCe4dRHMVu

[Levi Smith @ll_smith]

When ur tracfone is lit

[Levi Smith @ll_smith]

Greta: wait who is Andy Narwhal?

[Levi Smith @ll_smith]

When you turn your sister into a velociraptor #everybodyrun

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Mountain Dew Vows To Kill 99.9% Of Stomach Bacteria https://t.co/wfkjaULsfy

[Levi Smith @ll_smith]

Failure is realizing there are 2 half gallons of milk in your fridge.

[Levi Smith @ll_smith]

Those days when nothing is actually funny unless situationally described and conversationally preceded with the words "those days when"

[Levi Smith @ll_smith]

The lies we tell ourselves:

-I can finish the laundry tommorow
-I can clear that fence in one jump
-I can make it to the gas station

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Study Finds Humans Experience Greatest Feelings Of Joy When Pushing ‘Skip Ad’ Button https://t.co/CCGUYcxUYt

[Levi Smith @ll_smith]

Doobie Brothers >>>