nicole!

I'm Jesus Christ's mother's lawyer, and I mean business. she/her or they/them

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Nobody is putting gargoyles on buildings anymore. It can’t be that much more expensive to slap a gargoyle up there. We used to be a proper country.

[Niko Bowie @nikobowie]

50 senators could preempt this decision tomorrow by ending the filibuster and enacting the Women's Health Protection Act.

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

jane austen is timeless because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published pride and prejudice in 1813 😭

[Rebecca Carroll @rebel19]

The way that a Black woman in America can be as highly, hyper educated, intelligent, elegant, skilled, experienced and qualified as KBJ and still be treated like this by white men on national television. It's not even symbolic. It's a glaring body of evidence.

[Ganser 🫠 @Ganserband]

grimes dating chelsea manning doesn’t help the sneaking suspicion that everything in the past two years feels like there’s a gas leak in my apartment and my brain is filling in rapidly expanding blank spots

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

I feel like the “please don’t come to Hawaii” message from Native Hawaiians is loud and clear enough that I can now be openly scornful of people that go anyway.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Every pleasure is a guilty pleasure when u grow up Catholic

[Pfizer Nation's Princess Azula @space_mom_]

When We Were Young Fest looked pretty cool until you notice it's $225 nonrefundable for one day and it's run by the same company who was responsible for AstroWorld and you realize they're actually just preying on the pop punk scene to pay back their litigation fees

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

getting houseplants to support your mental health is the gay version of having a baby to try and save a marriage

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

at this point i’m begging there to be good looking clothes for fat people. why are u trying to sell me a gray shirt with ariel on it i am 26 years old