Log J Simpson

[Gateway Grinders @gatewaygrinders]

Happy 314 day to all who celebrate

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

2007 was 250 years ago

[Coach Beans @CoachBeansTTU]

So glad my childhood was the steroid era of baseball.

[Derrick Goold @dgoold]

Good morning. There is a Cardinals baseball game today.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Future has summoned the evil lord Cthulhu, bringing darkness upon earth for 30 years

[megs 🪩🤠 @megsknowsball]

imagine nick castellanos' 2025 stats if planes keep crashing

[Former Cardinals @FormerRedbirds]

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| TEX 7 ◆ 9 |
| STL 5 ◇ ◆ ▼ |
| ● ● O 1-2 |
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| N. Féliz P 19 |
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[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate

[jason @ucgroupiee]

do i go to the gym or put a 44 magnum to my head and end my life

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

To optimize good sleep before bed:
-Take a hot bath
-Get blackout curtains
-Watch 200 4-second videos inches from your face
-Practice deep breathing

[julie @GROWlNGPAlNZ]

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed The Hat Man as Head of Pharmaceuticals.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The diddy bowl

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The Kansas City Chiefs locker room before every game

[Delta9250 @deltaIV9250]

The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here

[Joe @J_stas93]

Tim Tebow / Aaron Hernandez