sun

there’s something in my eye

[Alex Patt @chifanpatt2]

For the first time ever,

The Chicago Cubs and Chicago Bears have advanced in the playoffs the same season.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

who up withstanding the horrors of our world

[Downloads @weedheartemoji]

checked my spotify wrapped. Lots of songs i like in here

[bug girl @buggirl]

i don’t give a fuck what kind of food people buy with their food stamps and i don’t give a fuck about a few people taking advantage of a system if it means even 1 person who is hungry gets help to buy food

[petah @pe_tsar]

“America First” crowd when it’s time to feed 40 million Americans

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey man, you were asleep for a while. Don’t worry, it’s still Tuesday. But it’s 40,000 P.M.

[mau @rllydu]

do i want to add a fried egg?? what kind of question is that? yes add the fried egg. fuck you

[Evie @iPadLoveU]

Hey i know we haven’t talked in two years but last night i dreamt you were a bird and we were friends

[RGT @CyGasser]

Pope Leo XVI is likely the first Pope to have eaten Culver's

[ٍ @manic_posting]

wtf a car just drove past my house

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage. there's no way to adequately account for this

[yobobby @y0b0bby]

bro no one calls you the space cowboy

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

people who think you can’t have morality without religion scare me bc wtf do you mean????

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The Yosemite National Park's annual budget is about $30 Million dollars.

trump spent $30 million dollars in the last month just visiting the Super Bowl and Daytona 500.

I'd say leave the parks open and have him turn on the TV. But what do i know about government efficiency?

[Nichole @nickyyknowsball]

So does half of the Midwest

[OSINT Gorilla @GorillaOSINT]

American political discourse in the 1st week of the Trump admin

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

when you're 26 you can either shoot a healthcare ceo or recieve a 15-year $765 million deal with the new york mets

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

NYPD has located a can of Pringles left behind by the assassin in Central Park. Upon opening it, they found it was spring-loaded with a large toy snake