Lloyd Christmas

Husband, Father, OU Football 🏈 , “I'm his associate, Dr. Christmas. Ah. Christmas, like the holiday? No, Like the tree.”

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@BDBarrettt It’s almost as dumb as walking around in a pirate outfit with a wooden peg leg, eye patch and a parrot on your shoulder. Almost

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@TxDOT Wonder if they also have one in Spanish so that the other 90% of their drivers can actually read it?

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@GeorgeStoia “She’s been selling dildos the entire time” 😂

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@tbhorka That’s why it smelled like curry and 💩 on the OU side. I was wondering what the hell that smell was all game. Thanks for pointing it out 👍🏻

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@tbhorka But we got the final score right 27-24 😂

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@Doc_Texas Time to change that name

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@Rich_Hook All hat and no cattle

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@DaytimeCash Tejas fans are crying like babies 👶

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@DaytimeCash At least he learned how to speak English in Oklahoma

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@Tb12goat1991 But it was. 27-24

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@UTBarstool Tejas is all hat and no cattle

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@LEXISJONES1

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@CJVogel_OTF @ontexasfootball That’s why I can’t stand people from tejas. They are just full of themselves. Like Californians, they think they are better and more enlightened than anyone else. I lived in tejas for over 3 years and grew sick of their self centered bullshit.

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@LEXISJONES1 Doesn’t matter. We. Eat tejas’ ass. Hold that L for another 364 days

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@TxForever Texas already turned itself into IIT Delhi

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@GovStitt @UofOklahoma I thought Stitt was an Aggie?

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@UTBarstool Not hit him high. I thought you texicans know football?

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@CordSamuels That’s rich coming from a fan base that smells like 💩 and curry

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@MTheePony @jessrose211 It’s gameday and tejas fans still smell like curry and 💩

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@WeAreBack22 27-24 texican!