Lloyd Pattison

Geek. Gamer. Clay Shooter. Youtuber. Petrolhead. Technologist. Geordie.

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

@CENSdigital What a magnificent ear.

[CENS digital @CENSdigital]

🟢Hunter Green — bold, deep, and timeless. Inspired by the great outdoors! 💚 Configure your CENS ProFlex here: https://t.co/dqWTTxClci

#CENSforShooters #CENSdigital #hearingprotection #clayshooting #gameshooting #earplugs #fieldsports #hunter #hunting

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

@Acyn Perhaps better to ask if the 25th amendment is invoked when the president is on PTO?

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

@colingorrie What about Wick? We have quite a few up here, Alnwick, Berwick, Hawick, Wick etc. Norse influence?

[Colin Gorrie @colingorrie]

Hidden in English place names is a secret code of invasion and conquest.

Vikings, Romans, Saxons, and Normans all stamped their languages onto the landscape.

Here's how to decode any English place name — and instantly know who conquered that spot 1,000+ years ago... 🧵

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

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[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

@seacaptainpolls Obviously it's Scollins.

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

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Browning Custom Shop tour video Now LIVE on Youtube. A detailed look at the art of gunsmithing.

[CENS digital @CENSdigital]

It's NOVEMBER! Not long now: https://t.co/24RgqTH9RN ⏳

#CENSforShooters #CENSdigital #hearingprotection #clayshooting #blackfriday #countdown

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

@SpillerOfTea "Domino, Motherfucker!"

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

@MrNishKumar Why do the terrestrial channels cling to these absolute clowns to front shows. How long must we wait before it inevitably surfaces that he is sacrificing puppies in a special dungeon beneath his utility room.

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

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[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

@RhonddaBryant Surely a book that short would be more of a leaflet?

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

Shurrup man you miserable twat.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Dogs in pubs. Fuck off. It's not fucking Crufts.

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

@SoVeryBritish High fives. Stop it.

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

Well, now we know @Jacob_Rees_Mogg is a star wars fan.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

In Star Wars, the Empire simply wanted to bring order to a fragmented and disordered galaxy. Imo they were unfairly depicted as the wholly bad when their intentions were totally understandable.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I don't know why more people don't use YouTube Music as their main music streaming app. It's practically the same as Spotify, & included in the price you get to watch YouTube without ads or with your screen off.

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

https://t.co/QlFUTaHTr9
New review live now.

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

That Worzel Gummage impersonator in parliament is shite.

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Michael Fabricant(Tory MP) throws his toys out of the pram after Harriet Harman quotes what he said about the privileges committee...

Deputy Speaker, rightly, shuts him up & tells him to sit down..

[Lloyd Pattison @lloydyp]

His parents look like characters from the Aeon Flux cartoon, made flesh.

[Snow White with an Edge @snowwhitetype]

@TheRickWilson Never has been.