champagnemami

[فوفو المُتَوَحِّش @mankoochie]

me texting my fetus: “bitch stop kicking!”

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

I believe her

[LOLO @_ladyLO_]

Donkey

[samira @samirasamatalis]

the actual video has had me cracked up

[chaotic energy @lilbabybackwood]

Omg they would’ve got my ass

[isadore noir👱🏾‍♀️🐦‍⬛ @isadorenoir]

Americans are discovering that if you are unhappy or resources are unavailable, sometimes moving to another country can improve your quality of life. It’s almost like i-*call drops*

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy 36th birthday to the iconic Rihanna.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Happy President's Day to her only

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

a lot of you wouldn’t have to imagine

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

My little cousin could do this too if you gave him some of your hot chips

[Jasmine 💕 @itsjasminetoyou]

you rang?

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i want to go play outside

[Mr. Gray @GaryLGray]

SAFE!?

[Hibachi benihana teriyaki @brylaamonett]

Ppl be thinking I shake ass in the club but I really be in there like this

[Marc Evan Jackson @MarcEvanJackson]

O Captain. My Captain.

[IG: @aeduann_maahes 🌙🌴 @Aeduann_MaaHes]

They better lock their doors when they sleep

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

Working as a janitor and I stop as I see the incomplete lyrics to Blank Space on a chalkboard.

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

What a fucking narcissist

[walt wendy @wenzok]

cardi comparing the government trying to fund two wars while having a budget cut to a man tryna fund two bitches knowing he don’t got it is top tier politically commentary