Chef Boy Yard Tea

Just a young dude who strives to better himself and enlighten the lives of others every day

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

When you're tryin to sleep the sound of coffee being made is beyond obnoxious

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

People with B.O at work piss me off cuz if I can smell you, I know for DAMN sure YOU can smell you

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

If Hot Tub Time Machine came out today; it'd take place in 2001. The fuck man

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

Well, spent $1K on a new starter just to have engine problems within 5 minutes of leaving the shop. Bare minimum $5K to replace the engine, so I'm just gonna take that $5K and buy a different vehicle.

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

As someone who is one of the least skilled players on their hockey team, it damn near brings me to tears when the boys hype me up! There's not a single sport that hits as hard as hockey 🥰

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

Check in on your Penguins fan friends, we're not okay 😭

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

If the Minnesota Wild win their first Stanley Cup this year, I'll get their logo tattooed (I'm a Penguins fan) #GoWild

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

@graceis_cute Reckless and Relentless would be such a cute name

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

@GP6ix I was tardy too many times. It was honestly a nice 3 day break away from work. Until that paycheck hits 😂

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

Welp first time ever getting a work suspension 🥲

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

This morning's sunrise is so beautiful 🥲

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

It's crazy to me just how much I owe to the game of hockey. I wouldn't know half the people in my life without that beautiful sport

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

Going down $6K in your 401K over the span of a week and damn near $5/g in gas rn. Wtf

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Pens fans Leafs fans

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Utter Hatred of Radko Gudas

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

Gas rising, grocery rising, cost of living rising, investments down. Living in 2026 is a dream

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

Jokes on you buddy. You're staying

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

I can't wait to finally move out of Alaska

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

#1 work rule: if I'm hourly and not on the clock, do NOT talk to me

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

Don't wanna jinx anything, but 2026 is starting off to be a good year for me so far

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

Genuinely infuriates me that so many Americans, that aren't even hockey fans, refer to our neighbors up North as the 51st State. We can accept this win with humility, and not disrespect Canadians. It's thanks to them that we have this beautiful sport in the first place.

[Chef Boy Yard Tea @lmLeviathan]

@BelieveSC87 This is fuckin embarrassing even as an American