Laura Babinski

short and sweet (well, maybe not sweet)

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

@wmata how do I get a refund for my massively delayed ride this morning where I was offloaded from two trains within four stops?

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

@JudgeHodgmanPod I could not believe that story about your crossword streak. The EXACT same thing happened to me a few weeks ago. The only detail different was that I was on day 349. The pain was excruciating. When it came back I thought maybe it was an actual miracle.

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

@googlemaps my maps recently switched to the UK English spelling for “curbside.” This is extremely disorienting. How can I change it back?!

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

@jameslucas I’m too old to figure out how to make a text-only insta post. Please advise.

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

I. Am. So. Thirsty. All. The. Time.

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

@Val_bert The floor tiles are for sure the most upsetting part. You’re very strong.

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

@CrimeADay The only correct answer to this is mashed sweet potatoes with marshmallow topping

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

It feels as though Donald Trump has been sitting on my chest for 4 years and he just stood up.

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

@Katelyn_Kriesel We watched 12 minutes of the first debate and that felt like enough, so we have a similar plan for tonight

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

“worry about yourself, mommy”

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

@Hebrwprincess @PoPville MedStar prompt care has them for anyone with symptoms

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

So unbelievably excited to watch this octopus documentary

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

@PeteButtigieg is making the most important point here, which is so infuriatingly often left out of this discussion, that the women in question here are in absolute anguish. Though he misses noting that the phrase “late term abortion” itself is part of the problem.

[Meredith Salenger @MeredthSalenger]

Wow. On abortion. Well said @PeteButtigieg

Well said. #thankyou

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

i'm working at my closed office today and it feels exactly like a scene from Station Eleven.

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

ah yes, we're back in every-load-of-laundry-has-a-million-socks season

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

It’s like they want Trump to be president. Why else would they make the exact same mistake from 4 years ago. In what universe are these two people comparable?

[Jesse Lehrich @JesseLehrich]

I literally can't believe this is a real @nytimes headline right now.

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

BREAKING: Dr. Anthony Fauci has tested positive for Itolduso-19.

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

Today was a bad time to switch to natural deodorant

[Laura Babinski @lmbabinski]

@lori_a_brown We only lasted 12 minutes

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The nerve of people who ask “how are you going to pay for it?” whenever we propose building advanced public education, healthcare, & climate infrastructure yet defend a system where Trump pays $750 in taxes and Amazon pays none is beyond me.