lauren 💫

[lauren 💫 @lmc1050]

hey uh... if you’re willing to risk wrecking your car to miss a squirrel, I’m never riding with you

[lauren 💫 @lmc1050]

@cherrybabyhoney dude try being last 😭😭 I don’t deserve this

[lauren 💫 @lmc1050]

@xoxo_Kendra @meganjrenee That’s when you say “if you want to eat it you’re welcome, but you might have trouble chewing it”

[lauren 💫 @lmc1050]

@grethanboo snickerdoodle 🥺

[lauren 💫 @lmc1050]

@syhsolo Make note of what time the tourniquet was placed—either on the body or somewhere the note won’t be misplaced—as this will help anyone who provides medical aid in knowing the best way to return blood flow to the limb

[HunterJ @_hunter_j3]

“Opening up America Again” when the curve is just beginning to flatten is like stopping your prescribed antibiotics because you started to feel better

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

do british websites use biscuits?

[Spring Valley Women's Soccer @svvikings_wsoc]

Heard in the 1st minute of the Alumni game - “I’m not here for the soccer, I’m just here to talk,”

[lauren 💫 @lmc1050]

@Moes_HQ me too :(

[lauren 💫 @lmc1050]

@vicky87885487 @badboychadhoy @cal_gif a kindred spirit 🥺

[lauren 💫 @lmc1050]

spending 7+ hours in the ER just for the doc to tell you that they can’t figure out what’s wrong with you 😫🤩

[lauren 💫 @lmc1050]

@ansleyrabon_ and I deserve nothing less! today’s adventure included passing out and looking like I was having a seizure, apparently. run me my teddy!

[lauren 💫 @lmc1050]

I should really just get a scratch off card for frequent emergency room visits at this point

[lauren 💫 @lmc1050]

@SV_Girls_Soccer ... oof

[lauren 💫 @lmc1050]

nobody asked but I got a stuffed hedgehog that has this pouch inside that I can microwave so when I snuggle him, he is warm. I love him

[lauren 💫 @lmc1050]

my birthday presents are making me realize I’ll truly never be too old for stuffed animals 🤷🏻‍♀️