Ling.

Owns a cafe in the refuge. (Parody Account)

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I wonder how much jokes I can make before I die

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fuck

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@CedricPilot @_Plight_ covfefe

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@BirbTrader Not for you, no

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@BirbTrader Catch deez nuts first

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@Mr_Lamplighter let me chill in hell in peace

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This is bullshit why am I back

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@CalamusTheBirb Come to my cafe, my place doesn’t have dumb lingo like that. Ask for a massive badonking ding dong weewoo void coffee and you get your massive badoking ding dong weewoo void coffee.

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@THE________VOlD the fucks a zoo

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@_Plight_ Yeah sure why not. I only got void since I didn’t restock.

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@Calamus74906339 what the fuck

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@BirbTrader (Man I hate your gay ass.

(Jokes aside, it’s been nice. Have a nice one, drink some coffee, and relax and just. think.

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Honest to god I’m surprised people still notice me

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brain empty cant thinkn

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this cafe is a neutral point for all wars for both sides fear me

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isn’t coffee poisonous to birds?

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Fuck birds

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due to the fact that there is an imposter here, I will be alive for the moment

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We all need to have a serious talk on who the fuck @Birb_Ling is

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@CedricPilot Yo void coffee still on the menu