It's Kai

Thanks Lupita for making my name acceptable

[⊹ ࣪ ˖ 🍓Helena 🫁 ˙⟡ ⭑.ᐟ @PsychosMarket]

Y’all just be fucking saying anyone is Batman now. what’s next that fuckass journalist is Superman??? Bait used to be believable be so fr

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

"I would kill 100 people to save my kids."

Okay, would you read a scientific study about how essential vaccines are? Or is your parenting limited to just acts of made up and gratuitous violence?

[riddlefoal 💚 @bashfoal]

i should call him

[Seb @TheSomethingFan]

Movies used to have Daniel Kaluuya

[alexis⸆⸉ @alexispastlife]

@PopBase Let’s get rid of Presidents’ Day instead

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

my dad wasn’t absent or present he was a secret third thing

[It's Kai @lmfaoitskai]

i was going to tweet about the hating game again but when i searched it on twitter i was two of the top 5 tweets. but i am watching it.

[chance @chanceposts]

before the recession starts does anyone want to fall in love and live together to save on rent and groceries

[lola 🫧🌸 @nogloryjustguts]

I feel bad for everyone who didn't get it the first time

[Ballington Knowledgeworth @NORTHTOWERCEO]

Women being attracted to you because you’re funny is DEI

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

SHAME!

[fag daughter🐦‍⬛𓅨 @fag_daughter]

Brilliant Young Ivy League Student's Future Imperilled Due to Altercation With Drunken Deadbeat

[It's Kai @lmfaoitskai]

the amer*can a*rl*nes ceo should be afraid of the people on my flight

[It's Kai @lmfaoitskai]

got suspended for 3 days. idk if it’s because i kept liking luigi is hot tweets or because my ex decided to take away the only thing i care about