Laura Pelant

[Rep. Jim Nash @JimNashMN]

@KFANRosen @frankieVWCCO @PowerTripKFAN @frankieVWCCO I actually was sipping on 16 year old scotch when you said it and some of it went up my nose when I started laughing.

Until then I’d never had Mortlach scotch in my nose. Thanks for the laugh!

[Laura Pelant @lmiller216]

@MarneyGellner That jacket 😍😍😍😇

[Mark Rosen @KFANRosen]

8 year old Ella sent this letter to me and ⁦@MeatSauce1⁩ encouraging us to talk more women’s sports on the ⁦@PowerTripKFAN⁩. I read it on ⁦@CommonManKFAN⁩ show. She sounds like a dynamo young girl who signed off with “Your advisor”. Duly noted Ella!

[Sophia Bush @SophiaBush]

Guilty on all counts.
Accountability, finally.
But justice will take far more work, and far greater change.

Prayers up to the family.
Gratitude to the activists on the ground who have put everything into moving the needle more and more toward progress.

#chauvinverdict

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Amanda Gorman, 22, is the youngest inaugural poet ever in the U.S. She finished writing her poem late into the night of the Jan. 6 riots at the Capitol.

Here's an excerpt.
https://t.co/Jx6MYM8Ioa

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Bernie Sanders out here like he just picked up the raffle tickets for church’s Friday fish fry

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

If anyone had a right to question whether our democracy was worth redeeming, it was Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Because in the face of billy clubs and lynchings, poll taxes and literacy tests, he never gave in to violence, never waved a traitorous flag or gave up on our country.

[Rob @robrousseau]

2016: Maybe it won't be that bad

2021: the Axe Body Spray Corporation stands firmly against the attempted overthrow of the US government

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

if everyone needs a place to chill out and escape from the chaos remember there’s always the park full of man-eating dinosaurs, Jurassic Park

[Jim Newell @jim_newell]

Holy shit

[Susan Kelechi Watson @skelechiwatson]

Eric was selling loose cigarettes. Phillando reaching for his identification. Trayon was walking through a neighborhood with skittles. George allegedly had a counterfeit $20. Anarchy in the capitol and law enforcement spent the first hour with their hands in their pockets. Ok.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

If those assholes looked like me they woulda been dead three times over before they got a mile from a Capitol balcony.

[John Kriesel @johnkriesel]

For everyone who screamed about law and order this past summer, (myself included), you’d better not be silent today. What we are witnessing is disgusting. Send in the military and end this madness.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Reverend Raphael Warnock was polling at 9% when the Atlanta Dream and WNBA players threw their full support behind him and elevated his national profile. Now he’s Georgia’s first black Senator.

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

People who would do a better job at managing the vaccine rollout:

-Preschool teachers
-Community theater stage managers
-26 year old PAs with big career goals
-Bar/Bat Mitzvah party emcees
-Baseball game peanut sellers
-The USPS
-Anyone who’s ever organized a bachelorette party