Laurence Mottram

it looks like that we are drifting into the arena of the unwell...

[Laurence Mottram @lmottram]

#BBCOlympics loads of post event chat whilst not showing other events. Very disappointing

[Laurence Mottram @lmottram]

@Psythor That was a good payoff - excellent article

[Laurence Mottram @lmottram]

@Baddiel @seannwalsh To be honest, in this regard, I feel sorry for Matt…

[Laurence Mottram @lmottram]

@SoVeryBritish Basingstoke in the garden, screaming through running mascara “he’s not worth it Trevor”

[Laurence Mottram @lmottram]

@GGrimalda Don’t you think the doctors had better things to do. Let’s hope no one’s actuall suffering or need was delayed because of your choice

[Laurence Mottram @lmottram]

@ladystabson A child crying

[Joe @MrJoeGooch]

Thank Collins It's Friday!
It's warm out, no jacket required.

[Laurence Mottram @lmottram]

@Psythor All standard stuff at a Genesis concert…

https://t.co/HNwwoP6Lvn

[Laurence Mottram @lmottram]

@kirstentk Cock it - I’ve just driven to your old house - what’s the new address??

[Laurence Mottram @lmottram]

@Baddiel The first sitting PM to (be caught) breaking the law…

[Laurence Mottram @lmottram]

@GenesisTabletop Yes it was a great night - although I’ll be furious if there is a ‘special guest’ on the lineup tonight!!

[Laurence Mottram @lmottram]

@Baddiel @mlleSilhouette @mrrobnewman …today

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Peak Waitrose.

[Basingstoke RFC @BasRFC]

Basingstoke RFC will be hosting a Kid’s First Festival on Sunday 24th April, for U7 - U12 age groups.

Please register your teams' interest by completing the form at the link below.

https://t.co/JBrMJfe2Q4

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

It's a small consolation but the Ukrainians turn out to be fucking great swearers.

[Joe @MrJoeGooch]

Performing classic adverts as serious drama:
Birds Eye Steakhouse Grills (1982)

[KyivPost @KyivPost]

Odessa Opera House, in 1942 and today.

[James Doleman @jamesdoleman]

Why would they want to ban the coolest dog in the world?