Lisa Shoman

Jewelizean, Judge, Human Rights Believer and Defender of Tacos.

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

Time to X-it. I’ve enjoyed being a voyeur, and I will miss your tweets, the funny, the informative, the outrageous, the relevant, the irrelevant. I don’t support the Musky one, but I stayed past my bedtime and now it’s time to go. I’m X-cited to see where you will go next.

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

@niallgillett Bahahaaaaaaa. It’s now MAAGA season

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

@niallgillett So did Trump.

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

@niallgillett I’m not Musky…

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

@FiringLineShow @RichardDreyfuss The man deliberately missed the point of the standards. Is he really this obtuse. Yes. Yes he is, and proud of it too.

[CARICOM: Caribbean Community @CARICOMorg]

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[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

@SG_CARICOM @mauvizcaino Saludos y bienvenido!

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

I’ve written so few tweets…but if thanks to the Chief Twit it’s over, I’ll be sad. I never got to master this medium but I absolutely enjoyed those of you who did. Ave Atque Vale…

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

“Woke” is not an insult for me. Woke evokes the kind of enlightenment that lifted humankind out of an age of darkness. Woke sees the other. Woke accepts that the other has legitimate needs. Call me woke. I won’t be insulted. And I won’t cancel you.

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

So, a state where “woke goes to die”, isn’t a good thing. If woke comes to die, ignorance thrives. If ignorance thrives, then injustice flourishes. And if injustice is allowed to flourish, those who are “other” will be hurt.

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

Woke acknowledges that women have agency over their bodies, and that humans are not only binary. Woke sees injustice. Woke sees the damage done, the depth and the extent. Woke believes that injustice is wrong. 2/3

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

WOKE Is an insult? Woke understands that racism is wrong, that women are equal, that LGBTTQIA persons have rights. Woke recognizes that persons with disabilities and diverse abilities need accommodation. 1/3

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

@QJames @HerschelWalker @jamalhbryant Hallelujah

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

Is Elon Musk doing the Hokey Pokey? 😝via @NYTimes https://t.co/096ZsmBz0j

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

@rabihalameddine She(?) looks underimpressed!

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

One of life’s many problems… #CalvinandHobbes

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

@NoralysRivero I cannot assist, but they are entitled to legal representation.

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

Braaata : Trey’s foibles or successes as a husband, father and grandfather are or absolutely no interest to me. We have nuff nuff drama and feels here to start our own Royal soap opera.
Thank goodness Dylan Vernon was there; but Jules couldn’t find a single woman to opine?

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

@yoana_x11 I cannot assist. They are however entitled to legal representation.

[Lisa Shoman @lmshoman]

@Maxtivar2022 I don’t.