ellen

Let's sit crooked and talk straight.

[Sam Altman @sama]

no thank you but we will buy twitter for $9.74 billion if you want

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

does anyone know the password to my work computer? or how to do my job?

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

GAMECOCKS RUN THIS STATE 😤 🤙

[Ali @AJ_F612]

This surmised it so perfectly

[Lori Lightfoot @LoriLightfoot]

A nice thing about not being mayor anymore is I don't care who hears me tell this clown to STFU.

[Meredith Renee @merewilsh]

twisters is a 10 outta 10 movie for hooting n hollering. gasps galore. had my arms up at screen to catch the debris. glen powell has chemistry with everyone, including the storms. makes you wish oklahoma was real.

[University of South Carolina @UofSC]

NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[South Carolina Women's Basketball @GamecockWBB]

CHAMPIONS 🤙

[𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 @xJahstin]

that girl that’s addicted to Dr. Pepper will save you btw

[ellen @Ln_McF]

Fort Mill 🫡

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

The world has a new hottest pepper

Anointed by Guinness World Records last week, "Pepper X" comes from the same man who gave us the Carolina Reaper

Scoville heat units:
• Pepper X - 2.69 million
• Bear spray - 2.2 million
• Carolina Reaper - 1.64 million
• Jalapeno - 5,000

[Meg Indurti @megindurti]

every Instagram infographic is like “killing people is bad and also not killing people is good and also I agree with the right people and also, most importantly, I am a good person”

[Bryan Cheong @bryancsk]

Why are there so many salesforce towers. What do they even do

[ellen @Ln_McF]

If carbon fiber has many haters, @notkai33 is one. If carbon fiber has no haters @notkai33 is dead

[ellen @Ln_McF]

Hey @united, first of all, love you guys lately - have had some wonderful flights in the past month, second of all, I left my kindle on my flight sfo>ord last night help me pls (I already filled out one of those missing items forms) I just started a book and it’s really good 😔

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

This will look pretty good (via @nfl).

[ellen @Ln_McF]

LFGGGGG Brandon

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Former Chicago schools CEO Paul Vallas and former teacher Brandon Johnson have advanced to an April runoff in the city's mayoral race after voters denied incumbent Lori Lightfoot a second term. https://t.co/4syJjs9qP0

[Director @tayallard]

pick your friends up from the airport, help them move, help them with their problems, cook for them, watch their pets when they aren’t, get them medicine when they’re sick, talk to them, sit with them, hold them. love your friends while you can and do it loudly.

[ellen @Ln_McF]

@wh0cares69 I had to do this when I lived in Texas in elementary school and always think about how weird it was!!!