Men,
Weapons that must always be in your bedroom,
• Hammer
• Seme
• Sword
• Spear
• Rungu
• Panga
• Whip
• Catapult
• A gun — if possible.
Nobody should touch them except you.
Don't joke around.
Remain dangerous!
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
You can't elongate your penis.
There are 2 types:
- Growers
- Showers.
Growers appear small but big & firm during an erection.
Showers are constant in size. They can only be firmer during an erection.
No pills, gels or prayers elongate your penis.
DON'T BE SCAMMED!
Every Eulogy of the 150 people Ruto has killed in 1 year should be turned into a booklet, well bound and the cover labelled 'HERE IS YOUR LEGACY'. Then we send a copy to him, his wife and children every day till the day he leaves power. Same to every MP and Senior cops.
If Nelson Koech is serious about the shoot to kill order, let him be given a gun and appear in the protests in the front-line. Show the police what you mean #ShootFirstSir