@311DCgov your new “no parking” signs on the intersection of Orren St NE + Morse St NE aren’t properly spaced and constantly have people parking slightly blocking my driveway.
alexa really be acting like a stranger in my own home sometimes. ma’am, i have been asking you to play “far away” by 👑carly rae jepsen as my comfort song for 2 months now, why would you decide that today i wanted to hear “far away” by n*ckelback instead??
does everybody have that one light-switch in your home that you always flick for the wrong thing?? the power that inanimate object holds over me is diabolical
TOP 3 best feelings in the world:
1. first bite of a freshly glazed Krispy Kreme donut
2. the soft ends of dogs ears
3. when you see an ex's current picture and realize you had them during their peak hotness era
I know everyone's been anxiously waiting for an update so I'm pleased to announce that 1.5 years after watching the pilot and 8 years after it premiered, I have finally finished season 1 of Game of Thrones. Thank you all for your continued support.
White people's definition of "lit" is the last chorus of God Bless the USA where Lee Greenwood pauses for a breath after "stand UP! ............... next to you" and the cymbals kick in
Ever feel like you're really starting to get along with someone and then you see them walk to their car and it has a "coexist" bumper sticker on it and you realize you've made a huge error in friendship judgment?
Season Affective Disorder but for people who get moody from heat/humidity/bugs/BBQ's/lack of AC/out-of-office vacation replies/back sweat/sand/melted makeup/pressure to do outdoor activities/cramming in next to sweaty commuters on the metro