There is something I admire about Kikuyuz,
Enterprenurial cliché aside
Is that they are politically beholden to interests. Not personalities or parties
Hao either deliver or Fvck off. Hata huyu mumama, Ichung'wa, enda Kikuyu constituency, lami hadi boma za watu
Let me tell you a story. During colonialism,
A white man violated a Kikuyu girl. They caught that vanilla,
Cut him to pieces, then defecated on his body.
Of course the entire village was torched by wazungu days later but the message was passed
Those who know that history can back me here pliz
Western and Nyanza can learn from that
Kibaki died and they did not call themselves orphan
No party has held them hostage for decades either
Western and Nyanza tumebebwa ufala for eons
Coast ata nisiongee. Their current kingpin is Guzman. Bora uwape Pilau na Taarab
Wakale know how to get power!
But they do not know how to PROTECT IT
Moi survived trap ya Kihika snr and co, two coups but section 2 ilikuja hivi,
He was Done!
Ruto alitoboa 2022 against all odds
But wakipata PAWA,
They become arrogant, violent, blatant kleptomaniacs.
Luos struggle to get power. But damn, we are wildly (almost stupidly loyal. Easily excited but battle hardened)
Ukiona Ruto ameshinda Nyanza. Ametusoma... He needs them
Si wafufue Ojwang, Denzel and co then tutaskiza.
B'coz senile Oburu, sexually depraved Wanga, useless Mbadi cannot be his selling point 🤷♀️