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¹and all i got was this stupid twitter bio

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@ratxgurl

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@brucebruceey as a *science* teacher though,

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@Aaron1092146067 @ThinkingAtheist "It's true because it's true" is just lazy. Theologians don't ever talk that way. At least be ready with some kind of moral or ontological argument

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@itsAllboutYou_6 @hwinkler4real Our health care coverage is also fucking tiered and it's not even free bro

[Nicole Miller 🏛️ ‍⚖️ @JOSourcing]

Interesting concept...

'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022 | "A new browser tool that filters your web searches to only include results from before November 30, 2022 — the day that ChatGPT was released to the public."

https://t.co/sXu3KPKopI

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@sjw_sjw_and @Variety I have never been persuaded by this claim because at the end of the day, even if you see it as a 6 and someone else sees it as a 9, the author that wrote the number knew what it was. Their intent is important, not just our interpretation

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@VantageDataLH Data centers run themselves. Data centers do NOT create long-term employment opportunities. Say NO to data centers. Protect the Great Lakes!

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chat is this real

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@GCombs8825 @brennusdamenace How can you see the intentions within someone's heart? What about the Good Samaritan? Or here's a good line: "I was a stranger and you welcomed me." Matthew 25:35. Maybe you should read the Bible.

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@FalliblyLost @brennusdamenace If you don't like it, leave

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@FalliblyLost @brennusdamenace Good thing there's separation of church and state 👍

[frank langdon’s daddy issues @wisteriasnroses]

Pretending to be some abused parentified eldest daughter when you’re from an affluent white family of two kids…where your parents literally catered to your dreams from a young age…like girl you don’t go here please sit it out

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@recon11a @Devils_Tooth There's no filtration or temperature control so they will immediately start dying from waste buildup and overheating.

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@Cretaceous27738

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@pyrophorus_ Yassified 😭