๐จPublic Service Announcement:
Upcoming Primaries for These Pro Forma Gavelers (Senate Republicans)
Heads up, patriots and voters!
Hereโs the rundown on key Republican Senate incumbents/appointees with primaries coming up soon in 2026.
These are the folks whoโve been holding down the fort for John Thune with those quick pro forma gavel sessions.
Make your voice heard!
Dan Sullivan (Alaska): Nonpartisan/top-four primary on August 18, 2026. (Note: Some same-name ballot drama.)
Ashley Moody (Florida): Special Republican primary on August 18, 2026.
Bill Hagerty (Tennessee): Republican primary on August 6, 2026.
Check your state election sites for deadlines, early voting, and full candidate lists.
Stay informed and engaged!
๐จ BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. revealed that he is going to release Dietary Guidelines that will ban ultra-processed foods, ease restrictions on saturated fats and fundamentally transform what American soldiers and schoolchildren eat.
Hi, Lego Co.๐๐ผ
You're a family company, right?
Well, @bricks_minifig is using your product to harm families. It's gonna be hard to maintain a family friendly face with friends like these.
I'd be pretty upset if Ammon
fucked up my business model.
#amwriting@LEGO_Group#crime
So far this week.
Oil Companies price gouging
The meat industry is colluding in price gouging.
You see, these crooks want that pandemic money; they got the taste for blood.
They need to start arresting these people.
I am introducing a Constitutional Amendment to end Birthright Citizenship.
Under current interpretations of American law, anyone born on American soil automatically becomes a U.S. citizen, regardless of whether the parent was here legally or not. ย This is wrong and not at all the intent of those who wrote the 14th Amendment.ย
We are a country filled with immigrants, and legal immigration is valuable and should be protected.ย But we are also a country whose borders have been too open and our generosity exploited too often.ย President Trump has moved to seal our border from illegal immigrants more than any other president. ย
But we will have more to do.
We need to make sure that only children born to legal residents of the U.S. are automatically citizens. I have supported protecting birthright citizenship from abuse since the beginning of my tenure in the Senate, when I cosponsored the Birthright Citizenship Act of 2011, and now I am proposing an amendment to protect United States citizenship in case the Supreme Court fails to address this issue correctly.