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@OgHitrocks @LukeTaylorUSA @end3of6days9 @baker_girlie Hey @grok tell us about fanta and how it's tied to the nazis please.

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@OgHitrocks @LukeTaylorUSA @end3of6days9 @baker_girlie Fanta was made in the 40s. It is tied to the Nazis.

[Pat Sajak @patsajak]

Update on life…

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@chiky_handlr

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@hughlaurie Happy Birthday, Hugh!

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@japan_nobunaga This is my new favorite account.

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USA. Your weather report is performed as THEATER, and I have become a devoted patron.

In Japan, the forecast is read calmly. Rain tomorrow. Carry an umbrella. Farewell. Sixty seconds, a bow, the nation equipped.

Here, a man named Chip stands before a LIVING MAP, sleeves rolled to the elbow, and delivers the coming of a thunderstorm like news from a battlefield where he personally fought.

"Folks, I want you to look at this system moving in from the west—"

FOLKS. He addresses the entire region as kin. He sweeps his arm and the clouds OBEY HIS GESTURE. He warns of hail with grave eyes, then promises a beautiful weekend with the smile of a man delivering a peace treaty — both within ninety seconds, both with total sincerity.

And when true severe weather comes, America? Chip removes his jacket.

THE JACKET COMES OFF. And the entire state understands instantly: this is now serious. There is a doctrine of sleeves in your meteorology — unwritten, universally read. My neighbor glanced at the television, saw the bare forearms, and said, "Jacket's off. Better bring the grill cover in."

A NATION READING A MAN'S SLEEVES FOR SURVIVAL INSTRUCTIONS. We have early warning systems in Japan that cost billions, and I am no longer certain they outperform Chip's wardrobe.

Last week: hail. Chip stayed on air for hours. No jacket. Sleeves climbing toward the elbow like a rising river gauge. He tracked every cell. He told specific streets when to shelter. MY street. He said its name. A man on television guarded my street BY NAME until the storm passed.

Samurai have served lords for less devotion than Chip shows a cold front.

I watch nightly now. I have opinions about the rival station's radar. The radar is inferior. I trust Chip's seven-day outlook because he tells you when he is UNSURE — and a forecaster who admits doubt is a forecaster whose certainty means something. That sentence is free, America. Give it to your generals.

A man does not ask the storm to explain itself. He watches the sleeves, as his ancestors watched the sky.

Tonight Chip is in the full jacket, laughing with the sports desk.

Stand down, everyone. The realm is at peace.

The sleeves have spoken.

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@MikeBales Cusp millennial here, i identify with this post so much I almost..

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@RepThomasMassie @CRWillhoff Thank God. For some reason that really bugged me.

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@tuuu28283 My daughter wants one of those so badly.

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@Iriagal Dr. House is a great man.

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@NotJohnWard Evil people

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@Dianexis I guess your right.

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@SantaDecides There's another word that would get you 10k.

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@greg16676935420 I moved to a different house. It sucked.

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@klara_sjo @MICKTHEMOUSE2 Klara 1, Boomer 0

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@METAPCs Can i have it please?

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@kumxem I tought myself

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@ThePatriotOasis If you think about it, it means he isnt wanting to go to a digital currency. Why put your face on a bill only to get rid of it a year later?

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@sobreteucaos Black dont crack