John Ward

Noumenal.

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

Whoopsie

[s a x @Saxzu]

Almost died today tryna check my coolant 👍🏽

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

@MissGloriaMundy Aw.

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

Escalating my random winter hobby game

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

@WillScott678382 @QuiteFranklyTV Haha really? He blamed Iran?

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

Did you try getting a hold of them on AIM

[Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow]

Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing.
You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong.
So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.)
I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

@CodyJordancody3 Negative

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

Vivek Ramaswamy went back to India https://t.co/6K0ACqdh1W

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

@QuiteFranklyTV Boomers gonna boom

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

In 2024, at least 536,120 White people were assaulted, murdered, or raped by a Black perpetrator.

That's 1468 a day, 61 an hour.

So essentially every single minute of every single day.

[Based Guitar 🎸 @BasedGuitars]

@WORLDSTAR

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

Nietzsche never missed

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

@AngloInvictus You think he did it? (Actually asking)

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

@CashmereFire Them lice throwin up the wrong signs in the wrong hood

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

Let’s be honest

Black people made this

[Ole Lehmann @itsolelehmann]

Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmon

they're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7

the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on them

as few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmon

the usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice off

but the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmon

so instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day:

> two cameras watch every salmon that swims past

> AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse

> then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away

> the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead

we now live in a world where AI lasers do pest control on your dinner lmao

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

@HoboJones88 Blacks, get on this stat

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

@Conspologist Secret blend of herbs and lices

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“You fear losing what was never yours. Nothing belongs to you but the journey.”

​— Shams Tabrzi

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

@imustaxe This man gets it.

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

@RomanCXVII Cheers

[John Ward @NotJohnWard]

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