a creature having enrichment time in my enclosure

transcendently gay in the most biblically accurate angel way. 🏳️‍🌈👁 currently on version 24. also am a gamer! it’s terminal… 😔 (he/him)

[m 🪞 @IUVHNK]

@H44MI1TON say it was god’s plan

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

🦋

[zade @tyl0saur]

received an expiring photo from a blank grindr profile and it was a picture of me on the sidewalk from behind like 50 feet away

[aj @ajbabyboi]

A beautiful woman named the National Weather Service is texting me about a tornado warning

[ty’erra ♉︎ @tyerramonai]

now that boy gone have to color a flamingo brick red smh

[stella @yoonogy]

every day really just feels like this

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶 🍒🍉🔞 @MissSariie]

“Everyone” and then it’s only women. If you’re gonna call it “everyone wants to fuck me” then don’t be a coward.

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he is doing great!

[Leslie Harvey Oswald @panoptinomenon]

I’m so glad that we’re all talking about Keir Starmer’s pathetic little creature now because it gives me an excuse to bring up this post again.

[?PlaceName? @coolhats34]

@alizathetulpa your knees

[aliza tal @alizathetulpa]

boyfriend is running a marathon so i’m gonna wear a tinfoil hat at the finish line and hold this sign

[finkelstein's monster @hdydai]

@Blekhy1 Transphobic father and son duo named Dick and Tucker

[bONGO 🎃 @wariocolosseum]

u cant even avoid ai by going outside bc small businesses loveeee their gen ai adverts

[clown @bugsquelcher]

i’m doing this but just so i could have the barber rub my head 1000 times

[Egg @BoiledEggington]

Bro.

[James @NitroRad]

"I don't care what's illegal, I need my candy bars to stop breaking" is pretty much the whole psychology that ruined society for everyone

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

I didn’t realize until now that Transatlantic accents were simply endangered and not extinct. Wow…. Yeah that really is a snafu..