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virgin. casual. midwest guy. street smart (sub 75 IQ). peaked in middle school. Picasso of slide making & excel monkey.

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@BacardiCapital Celtic crossing is objectively a top 3 Guinness in the city

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@the_P_God #WestsideLAGuyFiles #FuckingDork

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@the_P_God Guy is an absolute dork

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@NFL_DovKleiman Envious of the VP that will tell Josh Rosen to turn comments at 10pm

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@blueprintsmb22 Is managing a biz more stressful than owning a book, especially after some names blow up after earnings?

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@spooky_JL Spot on

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@brad_johnson6 100% the best

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@Restructuring__ Forgot the macro guy

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@ShangguanJiewen @realmstrthms

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@spooky_JL @nerdcircus_ Pretty sure I’ve wrote something similar to this on like 3 CIMs

[Tom Winter @Tom_Winter]

NBC News: One of the men charged with helping to allegedly coordinate the CBA betting scheme, Shane Hennen, allegedly texted a co-schemer, "Nothing gu[a]rantee[d] in this world but death[,] taxes[,] and Chinese Basketball."

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@BoringBiz_ LBO MODEL

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@OHWallStreet Where real men cried

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Live footage of me at 1:24am off an empty stomach and 500mg of caffeine trying to get the model to tie

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Goalies are truly one of a kind 👀

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@LegionHoops @mcten Certified white guy “schit”

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@TwannsWorld You know we’re at the top when dudes start posting this on their stories

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@Larryjamieson_ Someone’s gonna say this about B2B SaaS in like 10 yrs

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@nejatian

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@brad_johnson6 @Quartr_App That’s insane lmao

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@hiddnest His gross retention and CLTV, CLTV / CAC must’ve been horrendous