Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️

Sinner saved by grace. Husband, father, PeePo, teacher, Calvinist Dispensationalist, sometimes funny guy. My pronouns are

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@AdamKinzinger So Trump must have mansion-sized space in your head.

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@mtaibbi We’re exceptional because of the people who made us richer, stronger, and more powerful. We’re also exceptional because of our Christian heritage and values.

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@SlowToWrite

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@TinPotPourri @JonathanTurley Triggered much? 😂😂

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@GovPressOffice Notice he doesn't equate living in America with becoming an American. Two separate acts. Becoming an American is leaving behind your allegiance to your former country and assimilating into and embracing the American spirit and culture.

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@LarryTaunton Pfft! Like there could be a global cabal that would, oh I don’t know, regulate your ability to control your utilities, or shut off your bank account, or prohibit travel unless you swear allegiance to it. Where do people come up with these newfangled ideas?

[Virgil L. Walker @virgilwalker]

My favorite.

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@Ecos_Epithet @SlowToWrite So Samuel should like soccer and not put down whining Americans? Not sure what you’re getting at.

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@Arightside I prayed for him that he might come to faith in Jesus before he dies.

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@JoshuaBarzon 75–77

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@DavidAFrench David French fiddles as America burns

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@jjcous @SenFettermanPA Neither Christian, nor genocide.

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@SenFettermanPA Looks like you’re the only one who wants to save the party

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@JoshuaBarzon It’d be kind of hard to hear the preaching over the music wouldn’t it?

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

A cat video of a cat watching a cat video. . . of himself!

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@SteveMeisterVDM He sure read a lot into that verse.

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

Growing up I really thought that there would be more quicksand. What happened to all the quicksand?

[Jack Shaffer 🍍+ 🍕=☠️ @localcourtpatch]

@jasonwhitlock Aaron Hernandez School of Etiquette?