lisan al thor

Software Engineer / Engineering Leader | Amateur Entrepreneur | Flawed human | Progressive 🇮🇳 → 🇸🇬 → 🇯🇵 He/Him @gocurry_jp

[lisan al thor @localhost9000]

Here’s to a flavourful 2023!

[GoCurry @gocurry_jp]

Thank you for supporting us in 2022! Wishing you a very happy 2023!
2022にサポートしてくれて誠にありがとうございます！あけましておめでとうございます～

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Time flies 🥺

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

That is the maddest penalty shootout I’ve ever seen.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes breaks Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry’s record for most assists in a single Premier League season.

21 assists delivered this season. 👑🇵🇹

History. 🎞️

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Actually yes. This is very basic. When you get power, you will be parodied. Your ability to deal with parody, is a barometer for your power. It’s a relationship that comedy has with power for centuries from the time of Behroopias. Jokes humanise those above you, the winners. Ideally, they have grace, so they can take it. Because if you’ve won every election, don’t be a sore winner. Any leader who can take a joke openly, is way more powerful. And every single leader through history who had tried to shut down comedy, has led to triple the jokes and laughter. Without exception. Comedy will ALWAYS focus on where the power is. It’s not democratic, it looks upwards in a singular direction. Don’t expect from comedy what you should be getting from your leaders.

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[Anubhav Gupta @anubhavgupta_ji]

🚨🚨Old Video of AMIT SHAH about:

Suvendu Adhikari (Bengal CM from BJP)
taking bribes in Narada Sting.

Kaise besharam log hain ye.😭😭😭
Corrupt Nationalist.😂

[World Health Organization (WHO) @WHO]

LIVE | Media briefing on #hantavirus hosted by @DrTedros https://t.co/L05hbk1IKR

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Best wishes to Becks on his birthday! 🎉

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

"I'm extremely confused."

[Aditya Ojha @thispodcastguy]

A man walked into a bar and there was a robot bartender.

The robot asked, "What will you have?"

The man said, "A beer."

The robot handed the man the coldest beer he's ever had and asked, "What's your IQ?"

The man said, "168."

The robot then proceeded to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The man left, but he was curious, so he went back into the bar.

The robot bartender asked, "What will you have?"

The man said, "A beer."

Again, the robot brought him the coldest beer he's ever had and asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man said, "100."

The robot then started to talk about IPL, bollywood gossip, and trip to Goa.

The man left but found it all very interesting, so he went back to try it one more time.

Again the robot asked, "What will you have?"

The man said, "A beer,"

Again the robot brought him the coldest beer he's ever had and asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man said, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leaned in real close and said very slowly, “Badhai ho !!! Paw paw ne waar rukwa di !!!”

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Premier League football returns to Old Trafford on Monday.

[Bruno Maçães @MacaesBruno]

Best summary of America I have seen

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

No games for three weeks...

[SirKazam {blu tik} @SirKazamJeevi]

Ek din aisi Sarkaar aayegi jo Russia se oil khareedney ki permission America se legi

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Introducing the #PL's January Manager of the Month...

Michael Carrick ✊

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Post-match scenes at Old Trafford 😍

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Carlos Henrique Casimiro.

[三井昌志 @MitsuiMasashi]

To my Indian followers: Thank you for following me. I'm Masashi Mitsui, a Japanese photographer. Since 2007, I've traveled across India 12 times (!) by motorcycle, covering approximately 200,000 kilometers(!). I traveled without using guidebooks, blogs, YouTube, or any such information, relying entirely on chance encounters. India holds countless wonderful cultures destined to fade away and beautiful scenes of labor. While modernization will inevitably erase them, I want to preserve these moments through photography.
If you resonate with my vision, please share my work with other Indians.

インド人フォロワーのみなさんへ。フォローありがとう。私は日本人フォトグラファーの三井昌志です。私は2007年から今に至るまで、インド全土を12回（！）に渡ってバイクで一周する旅を行い、約20万キロを走破してきました。私はガイドブックや人のブログ、YouTubeなどの情報を「まったく使わずに」、偶然の出会いを頼りにして、旅をしてきました。インドにはやがて消えていく運命にある素晴らしい文化や、美しい労働の姿がたくさんあります。近代化の過程でそれが失われるのは確実ですが、私はそれを写真に残したいと考えています。このような私の考えに共鳴してくださる方がいれば、ぜひ私の活動を他のインド人にも紹介してください。

[Amad @Amaddiallo_19]

Enjoy KID 😉