LocalNewsTrash

Local news is hit or miss.

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@savagecitizens Did you and your friends mace these guys after you took their picture for your misery porn, Rachael?

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I live in Seattle and walk through multiple neighborhoods a day.

Enjoy the east side, you scared dork.

[Dm @Dm444888]

@LocalNewsTrash Retards. All u gotta do is walk around Seattle when there isn’t the World Cup and you will see this stuff all over. You guys are blind to the truth that no one would want their kids exposed to this. After a few trips into Seattle with my kids, I just stay on the eastside now.

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@JohnJerryLawyer Absolutely shocked to find Andrea has no consistent principles!

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These dumbfucks are so unserious.

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@intheringoffire I honestly don’t know which is which

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It’s so ridiculous that in all the posts of visitors praising Seattle the right-wing idiots are falling over themselves to mention “open air drug markets,” “fenty clouds,” and “human feces”.

Imagine living such a sad existence.

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Someone show OP sloppy joes

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

Are you about to tell Americans what constitutes a burger. Are you really going to do that. Is that your move. Really.

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@mhari_dubh

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I want so badly to see one of them punch him

[Pablo Manríquez @PabloReports]

Who exactly is the audience for Alexi Lalas?

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

starting to see what the French’s whole beef with this place is

[🐻‍❄️⁷ 🇸🇳🇸🇳🇨🇦🇧🇷🇨🇮🇫🇷 @userbfIy]

world cup is going on and the english team is just going through one biblical punishment after the other

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

There has never been a more perfect metaphor.
He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

God, please do the funniest thing ever

[Lucy’s Booth @HeatherK9070]

Honor Guards are trained for state funerals, fallen soldier ceremonies, and dignitary protocol. That is their sacred operational mandate. Trump just deployed them as set dressing for a UFC card. You don’t get to call yourself a patriot and applaud this.

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@RealDeerWhisper Oh, she’s still pretending to care about children…

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You literally voted for a rapist.

[meg 🍉 @chants_de_lune]

this is what they’d be wearing in the Odyssey if Nolan wasn’t a coward

[April @ReignOfApril]

Break into my home and stand over my bed with a bullhorn. I don’t want to miss a second.

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

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@intheringoffire @BrandiKruse

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Begging Elon to put Brandi on a rocket to Mars. Please.